From diont@cs.mun.caSat Nov 18 21:38:27 2000 Date: Sun, 5 Nov 2000 01:14:27 -0330 From: Dion Torraville Bcc: owsf2000@eudoramail.com Newsgroups: alt.fan.sailor-moon Subject: [OW!] NC-Janitor Ownz Yoo! In the women's sauna of the Artemis-P Space Station, Tuxedo Dionysus continued to grin sheepishly with a look of hatred and betrayal as the ladies... *coughs* tended to their commotose faction leader. "My turn to rub his feet!!" One shouted like a brainless bimbo and a fight broke out between her and two other brainless bimbos resulting in much fanservice in front of the poor man that couldn't do anything. "Woo woo!" SD-KM cheered as he Kane, TD and NC-Jan all watched the "show" from within Dionysus' head. "Ugh, don't you have anything better to drink than this?" Kane muttered as he looked at the Diet Coke in his hand. "Of course not Kane." TD replied as he sipped his normal Coke. "No Yoohoo?" Kane asked. "Nope." NC-Janitor sipped his Yoohoo. "None at all." Kane sobbed. "Hey look, a fanart competition." SD-KM noted, looking at the newsfeed that was apparently piped directly into Dionysus' head. "Ooo, I gotta enter!" NC-Janitor exclaimed! "Dummy. We're all stuck in here, how can you?!" TD snickered. "... Watch." Outside, the brainless bimbos didn't pay much heed to the flash of yellow that enveloped the body as they gave him agonizing back rubs and painstaking massages. When the light cleared, NC-Janitor laid in the laps of 6 other brainless bimbos, wearing his brown coveralls, a black baseball cap, a grin, and a look of anger and betrayal. Regardless, he was still in a coma, and couldn't do anything like draw a fanart entry for the competi-HEY!! I said you COULDN'T do that!!! Satisfied, NC-Janitor put down the pen and emailed in his entry with a sly grin on his face. A second later, a glow enveloped the body again and Dionysus was once again his Continuity form, staring at the fanservicing bimbos in front of him. http://www.angelfire.com/anime/otakuwars/mercury.gif [1] -- Dionysus Not rejoining, but couldn't pass this up. >.>;; [1] If there were any Amichanians that didn't want me dead, they do now.