From diont@cs.mun.caSat Nov 18 21:29:38 2000 Date: Fri, 26 May 2000 14:32:23 -0230 From: Dion Torraville Bcc: owsf2000@eudoramail.com Newsgroups: alt.fan.sailor-moon Subject: [OW!] How to be Minakochanian Without Really Trying. This post includes the Continuity Busters, The Minpire Junior Brigade ^_^, Vault Dweller & Company, Kobanal, Kane, Brutus, and the Mauling Demon. Kane Wrote: > "Come on Kane, you can't hold us off forever," said Brutus. > "Don't make this harder than it has to be. We'll just be > taking that body now." > > "OVER MY DEAD BODY!!" shouted Kane. > > Kobanal and Brutus glanced at each other. Brutus started forward, > but Kobanal laid a hand on his shoulder. > > "Let me handle this," he said, as he grabbed Brutus's communicator. > He flicked it open and said, "Um, hi. Is this Skuld? Ah, good. > Ok. Um, two to beam up or something. Have a security team > standing by." > > He tossed the communicator at Kane's feet. "What the...?" Kane said > as he and his body disappeared in a swirling of golden light. > > Brutus turned to Kobanal. "Pretty bright, Einstein. There went my > communicator. Now how are we going to get ourselves up to the Arty-P?" > > Kobanal shrugged. "Go back in there and wait for NC-Janitor I guess. > He should be finished with his ref job soon." > > Brutus shrugged. "Sounds good to me." > > The two ambled back into the stadium, mission accomplished. "Hey NC-Janitor!" Brutus shouted as he and Kobanal arrived back near the crater where the Stadium had stood moments ago. Everyone had left with the exception of the Continuity Busters. When they got closer, he corrected himself, "Er, I mean TD." Tuxedo Dionysus turned around to face the two otaku, "Did you obtain Kane's body like I asked?" "Ano... Kane's body?" Amara raised an eyebrow. Looking back at the Continuity Busters, TD sweatdropped, "Uh, sorry guys, Minpire business for a second." He lead the otaku and the dog away from the others and continued in a more hushed tone, "Kane's body was delivered to the Artemis-P as planned?" Kobanal nodded, "Yeah, we got it, but I still don't understand why we're doing this." "Skuld needs a test subject." TD replied, "And since Kane's spirit is out and about, and obviously somewhat tangible, the odds of Kane seriously looking for his body are next to nil." "Um, TD?" Brutus grinned weakly, "Kane almost got away with his body already. We had to beam both of them up to the Arty-P after cornering them." "Oi..." TD muttered, "Skuld was ready for him?" "She should have been." Kobanal replied. "Ok, you two take the Minakochanian Guardian I had Lina send down to the parking lot outside on remote control, and go up there to help secure the body. I still have some other matters to attend to regarding Herr K." "Roger that." Brutus replied and the two otaku took off running for the parking lot that had somehow escaped total destruction. Soon after that, TD's communicator popped on and Star Flower was on the line. #TD, Luke has failed.# The minakochanian sighed, "Send in Tom and Jerry then. They should succeed where Luke failed." #They hoped you'd send them. They left to set a trap hours ago.# Star Flower replied, #But you know... the Minpire Junior Brigade aren't known for their impressive Win Record. They're almost as bad as the nameless otaku.# "They need a chance to prove themselves eventually." TD shrugged a reply, "Why not now? They're only after a single OSDF newbie." Star Flower's sweatdrop almost reached through the communicator, #Ok, I'll write up their death certificates. StormLance out.# TD walked back over to Amara, Sprite, Aureal, TuxZ, SD-KM, and Morgan. "So, are we all set to go after Herr K?" "That's just it, I'm not sure what we should do first..." Amara replied, "Hunt down Herr K, or find the real Mr. K." "Yeesh." SD-KM yawned, "Don't tell me we're going to sit around on our butts for a couple weeks trying to decide on a target again." "Agreed." Sprite replied, "We need action!" "Why not beat up on the Mauling Demon over there." Aureal shrugged as she leaned against a turnpost of the wrestling ring that stuck up from the ground. The ropes attached to it were still in the process of burning slowly to themselves. "Mauling Demon?" TuxZ pikued and everyone quickly turned around to see a huge, gruesome, mauling demon standing at the top of the crater, looking down at the CBs with bloodshot eyes. "Nice Practice I suppose." TD replied calmly. "LET'S GO!" < Scene Switch > Up on the Artemis-P Space Station, Kane and his body were running down the corridors with Minpirian Security Officers in hot persuit led by Skuld. "Come back with that body!" "NO WAY!" Kane shouted back, "MY BODY!! ALL MINE!" He ducked around the corner only to be clotheslined by Brutus and Kobanal. "Pretty tangible for a spirit isn't he?" Kobanal asked. "I guess he has to become tangible to lift a body." Brutus shrugged at the passed out Kane. Skuld arrived shortly after. "Whew... Can't run... much more..." Skuld panted, "This place is a lot larger than it use to be." "I noticed Brutus mused, "Tried to find my way to Central Core, but... well... couldn't find it." "No problem!" Skuld beamed, "It's just ove...hms... You know, I don't know if I remember either!! WAAAAAHHH WE'RE LOOOSSTTT!" "Yeesh, don't be so melodramic." Kobanal winced, with his ears lowered. "Before Kane wakes up, let's get his body safely away." Brutus nodded, "Skuld, you and your security crew try to find your way back to Central Core. Freak and myself will keep Kane busy... We'll see if we can find an airlock, a ghost containment system, or a docking bay to get rid of him." Nodding quickly, the officers with Skuld took Kane's body and ran off in one of the many new areas of the Space Station thanks to the growth ray that hit it several days ago. "Now to wait for him to wake up." Brutus told Kobanal, "Cause there's no way I'm carrying him." Vault Dweller Wrote: > The shuttle flew towards the SG-1, carrying the three OSDF newbie > otaku. "..and then the NC Janitor took my S/G Laser before I could > do anything about it." > > Neo Soldier looked out the window. "How did he know that you were > building the S/G Laser in the first place?" he asked. > > "He must've omnipitently placed a spy in my midst after the Tuxedo > Mask channel fiasco." The Dweller explained, "And he sent the > information to Dionysus." > > "Can't this thing go any FASTER?!" miyax whined. "Just wait, miyax > we're almost.." Dweller began before miyax seized the controls and > shot the shuttle off at high speed. > > > > As the shuttle docked on the SG-1, the trio managed to peel themselves > off their seats and get out of the shuttle. As they walked down the > corridors to the main bridge, miyax was watching a pocket TV and > laughing. "Can you believe this? Some people went up to the No > Faction Resort and played a looping sound tape that subliminally > tells them to ditch Mamoru and find a new Senshi!" > > An idea popped in the Vault Dweller's head. "That's it! I'll use > this tape to make Sailor Universe hate Mamoru and worship another > Senshi!" Neo Soldier shrugged. "As long as we let no Venus Fly > Trap know...." "Are they in?" Tom asked his fellow MJBer (Minpire Junior Brigader ^_^) "Yep. Lock the docking bay doors and clamp down the shuttle as soon as they leave the area." the shorter Jerry replied. "All we need now is to unleash the Artemis CLAW and watch it hunt them down." "Kick Ass." Tom replied with the Minpire Junior Brigade Secret Password Saying. Not intentionally of course, he was merely expressing his opinion of the situation. "We really lucked out by finding an almost exact replica of the SG-1 out here in space. Too bad it's primary power core is offline." "Bah, we don't need the primary power core to run internal systems." Jerry replied, "We'll just have the StormLance pick us up when we're ready to leave with Vault Dweller's head on a pike." Tom nodded, then went bug-eyed when he saw what Jerry was doing. "HEY! That's our last Cheese Sandwich! Give it here!" "No way!" Jerry shouted, "I haven't eaten all day! You ate the other four!" "That was then, this is now! Give it!" Tom started chasing Jerry around the room. Because of this, they didn't witness what was about to happen to Vault Dweller and his two friends on the security camera... < Scene Switch > "Is the SG-1 always this empty?" Neo Soldier asked Raymond as the three continued walking down the halls. "I though for sure we'd find someone to ask directions sooner than this." "Honestly, I don't know." Vault Dweller replied, "This is the first time I've actually been here." The three had been searching for the TV video equipment room for over 40 minutes so they could create their evil tape. "Perhaps it's in this room?" Miyax asked. "It has to be behind one of them." Vault replied, and pressed the button to open the door. "ROOOAARRRR!" A large mechanical white cat (It resembles an Artemis with an antenna sticking out of the back of its neck. It's about the size of a horse.) roared as it pounced out at Vault Dweller, throwing him to the ground beneath him. "YOW!" Miyax shouted even as Neo Soldier blasted it with a ball of fire from his hand, tossing the giant mechanical monster off if it. "The Minpire!" Vault Dweller shouted as he struggled to his feet. "Look at the sign on its forehead!" Sure enough, the cat proudly displayed the symbol of the Minakochanians on its forehead. "ROOOAARRR!" Small compartments opened up on it's front shoulders, and miniture rockets fired off, narrowly missing the three evil OSDFers. "We walked right into a trap!" Miyax cursed as she heafted her giant battle axe for battle. It pounced again! TBC -- Tuxedo Dionysus