From diont@cs.mun.caSat Nov 18 21:29:33 2000 Date: Thu, 18 May 2000 20:55:59 -0230 From: Dion Torraville Bcc: owsf2000@eudoramail.com Newsgroups: alt.fan.sailor-moon Subject: Re: [OW!] Takin' Care of Business On Thu, 18 May 2000, Neo Soldier wrote: > Another two hours pass.. > Lucy looked at the Dweller. "What..?" "Himitsu." "NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE!!" > "*sigh...* OK, OK. It's a special shrink and grow ray, or S/G Laser." > " > S/G Laser?" Lucy asked quizzically. "Makes anything you want shrink or > grow." "Oooh! Could you fire it on my boobs? Make them grow?" Raymond shook > his head, a sweatdrop forming. "We're gonna shrink some boods, Luc." With > that, Ray aimed the S/G Laser at the Arty-P. Ray threw the switch... And > Lucy flicked another switch. Ray froze in terror. "NO! That's GONNA MAKE IT > GROW!!" But it was too late. Raymond watched in horror as the Minpirian > space station swelled in size... "AAHH!" Lucy screamed as she vaporized into thin air. A Microsoft Win95 Window opened up in midair near Raymond with a video of NC-Janitor snickering nefariously. "And who are you?!" Raymond demanded, noticing the person looked a lot like TD, only wearing brown coveralls and sporting a black baseball cap that read "GO NC!". "NC-Janitor's the name, and Discontinuity's the game. Well, except when it's not." Vaultie raised the G/S ray at the video window, "What are you doing here?" "Just to show you the error of your ways." the Noncontinuous minakochanian replied, causing a second window show up beside his. In that window, Raymond saw that what he had done was even worse than he thought! "That's right dude. The inside of the space station is restructuring itself to accommedate for the new mass change. You've effectively added twice the number of decks inside the station, quadrupled our power output, and tripled our otaku capacity. Thanks." "NOOOO!" the newbie cried. "YESSSSS!" NC-Janitor replied. "But that's only half of it." "Eh?" The minakochanian reached out of his vid window, clicked the X button on the other window to close it down (Wastes resources don't cha know), fwapped Vault Dweller on the head with his broom, and grabbed the G/S ray while he was stunned. "Laters. I've got an appointment to keep at OtakuMania." NC-Janitor grinned then clicked his own X button. "HEY!" Raymond shouted, then facefaulted at the disembodied hand of NC-Janitor fall to the floor where it vanished. -- NC-Janitor Feh, so much for an aerial fight.