From diont@cs.mun.caSat Nov 18 21:17:17 2000 Date: Wed, 1 Mar 2000 15:59:06 -0330 From: Dion Torraville Bcc: owsf2000@eudoramail.com Newsgroups: alt.fan.sailor-moon Subject: [OW!] I love M&Ms. Previously: - Not much seemed to continue happening. - This is not to mean Euclid hasn't posted, or that the Chaos arc didn't advance a little... but right now little is going on since the last post. We all want to hear more of Soul Halibut dammit. > TBC..... most likely.... this thread looks like lots o' fun! Fun? FUN?! How dare ye mock the Totally Serious And Absolutely No Nonsense Arc by calling it FUN!! Why in MYYYY day, we'd get the tar kicked out of us by spoons tied large heavy anvils for even suggesting that we have fun in OW!, and THEN we'd get sent to our room. Yes, back in my day, being sent to your room WAS a punishment since we didn't have 20 inch tv/vcr setups with a stereo system taht could take out an entire block if the speakers were set to full blast up next to the bed! That's the problem with todays otaku, no respect fo- "Shut up granpa. We killed you off posts ago." Anyways, T-chan had this to say: > "I have heard from the roses that you seek the Oracle. I, too, need the > Oracle's aide. Might I and my friend here," he holds up the Tupperware > box with the gurggling Jello, "join you in your quest?" "I suppose you can." Dionysus replied, "Although what business you have with the Oracle's Aide is beyond me. The guy was found drunk on the doorstop three times this week according to Otaku Times." "The more people travelling with us, the more protection we'd have against monsters..." Luna whispered to Amara who nodded agreement. > The group nod their heads and they all resume walking down the road, > except for SD-KM, who pulled his micro-humvee out of hammerspace and was > freewheeling it. Only to stop as the horrid Solid Mustard Brick Monster fell from the sky to block their path, as pissed as ever. "GRRRRRR!" It grred, snarling as well at having lost 18% of it's total body mass from Tuxedo Zorro's attack. "Aaah! What's it take to kill this thing?!" Amara shouted as she ducked beneath its mighty fist. "That rose tornado should have been enough." TuxZorro mused as he skillfully avoided the monster as well. "Nyahahahaha!" SD-KM shouted as he launched himself on the beast, savagely trying to tear its throat out with his teeth.. "Mmmm... muuustard..." he hargled, and settled for just trying to rip it apart into bitsize pieces. Picking up Dief by the waist, Dionysus slapped a helmet on the hellbeast thingy and wound up to chuck it headfirst at the monster like a football. "Nooo! You can't use Dief as a weapon!!" Sailor SnapDragon shouted indignantly and pulled the little critter away from the Minakochanian. "I won't let you-AH!" Shrugging offhandedly, Dionysus slapped a helmet on the SnapDragon Sailor thingy and wound up to chuck her headfirst at the monster like a football. "No using me either baka!!!" "Bah, yer no fun." Dionysus sighed and dumped her to the ground reluctantly. "You've been in the Wars! longer than the rest of us, if your the janitor person I read about on the WG sites, DO something!!" Sailor SnapDragon pointed her finger at Dionysus. "Sorry, still not use to controlling NC-Janitor inside me." the minakochanian chuckled weakly, "Although I suppose there is something I could do... just occupy its attention for a few seconds." SD-KM gave the thumbs up at the plan as he flapped around on the monster with his deathgrip bite. While the others began distracting the horrid monster's attention, Dionysus put his hands together and started to concentrate... and nothing happened. "Damn, going to need to chant the words as well..." he sweatdropped. Shrugging it off, he began to concentrate once more, but also began chanting the words for this massive spell... "Continuity beyond Discontinuity... Canon beyond NC that blows... In thy great name, I pledge myself to silliness. Let all who stand before us groan at the Havoc we unleash!!" SD-KM released his deathgrip in shock when he realized what Dionysus was doing, "No you fool!! Even I'm not evil enough to try something like that!!!" Well, actually he was, be he couldn't let -them- know that. Dionysus pointed his hands at the Mustard Brick Monster and a massive golden beam of energy shot out. "CHIBI SLAVU!" SD-KM jumped at the last second before the beam of energy hit the monster. When the light faded, the Monster was now just a 2 foot Chibi Monster. It tried to run, but SD-KM plucked it up and swallowed it whole. He practically choked on it, but he'd be fine again by next post. "Yeesh." Amara sweatdropped, "Why didn't you just do that before?" "Cause I didn't know I could?" The ditz lover sweatdropped, "Let's just get to the Oracle before something else happens. You never know when some horrid monster or NC being will pop up." TBC? -- Code Wizard Mordenkainen Short post, and somewaht rushed due to laggy telnet and limited time. ^^;