From diont@cs.mun.caSat Nov 18 21:34:08 2000 Date: Tue, 20 Jun 2000 16:58:34 -0230 From: Kobanal Bcc: owsf2000@eudoramail.com Newsgroups: alt.fan.sailor-moon Subject: Re: [OW!] Rationality Is For The Civilian... Pseudo-chan wrote: > Johnathan, in the body of the MinaKane, raises an eyebrow. "Kick ass in > the name of that blonde ditz? OVER MY DEAD BODY!" (elsewhere in > the solar system, Johnathan's dead body sneezes) > > TuxD blinks, "Hey! That's not in your script!" Shortly after, he was > smacked in the face by a blueberry pie that had somehow remained intact > in the previous foodfight. > > "EAT AMICHANIAN JUSTICE, DITZ-LOVER!" AmiKane giggles > madly before running for the exit of the arena before TD has a chance > to recover. A vein twitched on TD's forehead, not that anyone really saw it through the oozing, bubbling, blueberry filling dripping off his face. 'If it isn't one thing, it's another...' he thought to himself. All around him, his base was being destroyed, or turned against him. His defenses hadn't even bothered to inform anyone of the menace let alone automatically respond like it was suppose to. Not to mention how incredibly lucky the Amichanians seemed to be, being able to get to where they were going when there was no way of knowing where anything was since the massive growth/restructuring of the Arty-P. Even the computers didn't have a clue about the current internal layout of the ship "That's it!" TD growled to himself as he climbed back inside the HoverTank, the SCABs still hanging on to the cannon. "It's pay back time!" He pressed the gas, and shot off backwards with a GYAH! Starla wrote: > She frowned. This place was too big to continue searching room to room > like this. But how else could she do it? The computer systems looked pretty > fried...they seemed lucky to have life-support here... > > "A little help here, maybe? What am I supposed to do?!?!" Amara yelled > at the ceiling. The ceiling didn't answer. "Dammit. That never works..." > > Mr. K and them finally caught up to her. "*huff puff wheeze* Who... > *pant* are *cough* you *gasp* talking to?" K managed as he struggled > for air. > > Amara blinked. "Dunno. People on TV always do that when they need > help with something..." > > "Well," Ferchan crossed her arms and hrmed, "perhaps an Author will > be kind and drop us a hint or something..." > > At that moment, a large white hover tank[1] came crashing through the > ceiling about 50 feet away. > > Ferchan sweatdropped. "Figures..." "Oi. Running through that wall must have made the floor's foundation a bit weak." TD mused to himself, then looked over to see who was there. Ferchan! A Makochanian, if his memory from the fight with the Darkmoonians months ago serves correctly. Perhaps she's here to help defend the station... Morgan! An actual Minakochanian from what he remembered from the CBC. Perhaps he's here to help the station from the Minpire's enemies. TD lookd at Kadwn... A stranger... Amara! Second in command of the Continuity Busters. Perhaps she'll help... after all, continuity glitches were on the go here, amidst all this chaos. Mr. K! "ACK!" The OSDFer yelped as TD pounced on him and began kicking his ass. "OSDF SCUM! I've had just about enough of heathens today and you're just about the LAST faction I want to see!!" TD growled as he slammed Mr. K's head off the floor over and over and over again. "Dionysus! Stop that!" Amara shouted as she tried to pull the foaming Minakochanian off Mr. K. While TD isn't the strongest otaku in the world, when he's determined, it can take up to an army to pull him off his opponent's throat. Luckily, it didn't require an entire army this time, but it still took all the otaku present to pull him off of K. "LET ME AT HIM!!! HE'S GOING TO DIE!!!" "TD! Get a grip!" Ferchan sweatdropped, "K's harmless by himself." "What about the pastry cart?!" "That was Herr K." "And the Growth ray on the Arty-P?!" "That wasn't K at all!" "My dinner being cold last week?" "You're suppose to nuke TV dinners." "Um... Ok, he can live for today." TD shrugged and got off of a gagging Mr. K. "But mark my words, as soon as I find those Book Worms, I will be making them SOOOO sorry for brainwashing my brainwashed stolen corpse!" O_o o_o o_O O_O TBC -- Tuxedo Dionysus The following is a Bonus NC Ripoff. ^_^ *fade to black* Chibi-Amara and Chibi-K were in the house one day as the rain poured down outside. "Awww. I'm bored." CK sighed, "There's nothing to do." "I know!" CA said as she hoisted a video camera, "Let's make a movie! Take off your shirt!" "Hold up there youngin's" NC-Janitor exclaimed as he walked into the room with WiseAss, "There are better ways to have fun on a rainy day than making your own home videos." "That's right." WiseAss agreed, "Nothing beats egging some smoos car." "Bah, you're a stinker." NC-Janitor sweatdropped, "What I had in mind was MAGIC TRICKS!" "OOO!" Chibi-Amara and Chibi-K exclaimed as they watched NC-Janitor pull out a deck of cards. "You see these cards here?" The two youngin's nodded eagerly. "Well, we don't need them." He replied and tossed them over his shoulder, "This trick involves the disappearing quarter!" NC-Janitor placed a quarter on the table. "Ok, now watch as I place this cup over quarter, tap it, say the magic words ABBA DABBA DO!', and presto! The quarter is no more!" The kids looked at the bare table in awe. "Wow Mr. Janitor. How did you do that?" Chibi-K exclaimed. "Not to reveal my secrets, but for you two darling little kids, NO problem! WiseAss, explain what we'll need for our little trick." "For this trick," WiseAss began after a quick burp', "you will need a pair of scissors, a piece of paper, some scotch tape, and of course, a glass." "Be sure you ask your parents for permission to use the scissors!" He cautioned, to which the two kids nodded quickly. "Now that you've gotten the ingredients." NC-Janitor continued, "Carefully cut out a circle from the piece of paper so that it will fit over the lid of the cup, then use the tape to attach it firmly to the bottom like so." He placed another quarter on the table, "Now, to make the trick work, you simple place the quarter on the table, and say the magic words-" He reached over to Chibi-Amara, clasped her head between his hands and spoke in an unearthly tone. "I INVOKE THEE MISTRESS MINAKO, TAKE THE BODY OF THIS YOUNG GIRL." The quarter on the table was vaporized by a golden ray of light. "Wow!" Chibi-Amara exclaimed. "I'm scared.." Chibi-K gulped. -- The End. ^_^