From diont@cs.mun.caSat Nov 18 21:38:13 2000 Date: Sat, 15 Jul 2000 20:24:20 -0230 From: Mordenkainen Bcc: owsf2000@eudoramail.com Newsgroups: alt.fan.sailor-moon Subject: [OW!] Let the Salvaging Begin! (Or: WTH?) This post shall involve, NC-Janitor, Sailor Jake, Kobanal, and Kore. Nina D. wrote: > "It would appear you did. At least you didn't hurt thing else besides > the NO." The mouse said in a kawaii female voice as it looked down at > the charred remains of the NO. > > "You talk!?" > > "Yes." The mouse looked up at her and wriggled its nose. "Can we > leave?" > > "Of course. Now, what should I call you? I know!" She pulled a > Japanese phrase book out of her bag. "Neko. Neko-chan! Perfect." > "But that means." > > "No matter, Neko-chan! You are named!" > > "What was that?" > > "I dunno! Let's go!" > > And so, they started on their way, not knowing where they were going, > but only knowing that they'd get there eventually[2]. The two would-be adventurers didn't count on how long they would be walking however, as they gasped and gulped along the barren roadside. Struggling to keep going, as civilization, or better yet, intelligent life, HAD to be out there somewhere. "How much farther is it?" Neko-chan asked wearily. "I dunno!" Kore replied, "But we can't give up. Even if it takes EVERY ounce of strength we have left, we HAVE to continue!" "Yeah, but I'm getting tired." *beep beep* An orange sports car flew past behind them. "..." Neko-chan commented silently. "..." Kore agreed wholeheartedly, "Whatsay we sit at the next bus stop, wait for the next route and take it from there. Five minutes later, the 15-year old and her pet rat. (MOUSE!) RAT! (MOUSE DAMMIT!) RAT!! *computer strangles the author and proceeds to write the post itself* Rat! White mental rat! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! At any rate, five minutes later the two were at the next bus route, and boarded the next bus that stopped. On the front, it was clearly labeled "Route Venus". <_<;; < Scene Switch > At the ruined remains of the Minakochanian's TARROTs Air Base, three otaku warriors were busy digging around looking for things that may have survived. "Bah, it's all destroyed!" The 6ft talking makochanian mutt snarled as he threw down a broken pole. "Nonsense!" Sailor Jake replied, "We picked up energy signatures from this area a month ago before the Arty-P's systems were damaged."[1] NC-Janitor plucked a jackhammer out of thin air. "Yeah! Perhaps if we just dig down, we'll find something that escaped destruction." Kobanal rolled his eyes at the optimist. Kobanal facefaulted when he saw the Non-Continuous Being start slamming the Jackhammer into the ground like a regular hammer. "Ok, I'm going to go take a closer look at the remains of the building over here while you ... continue doing whatever the heck it is you're doing." "Ano... that's not how you do that..." Sailor Jake tried explaining to the Minakochanian just as a bus pulled up to a stop nearby and let an otaku out. "ENJOY THE RIDE?!" The now-obviously-insane Bus Driver screamed at Kore and Neko-chan, "WELL IT'S ONLY JUST BEGINNING! The Minpire knows all! We'll be watching your every mo-" *FFZZZTTT* The electrical glow died from Kore's hand even as the bus driver slumped over the wheel. This naturally caused his spasming arm to hit the gear shift, putting the bus into drive as the slumping auction forced his foot into the acceration. This caused the bus to explode spectacularly as it slammed into a pile of debris as I Abibde's Theme blasted over the stereo, mysteriously turned on by the flailing hand that hit the gear shift as the other hand coincidently picked up the nearby cell phone and hit 9-1-1. This is of no importance however. The crater left by the explosion of the bus, however, was. "Hey look it!" NC-Janitor beamed as he looked down the pit, "The underground section of the base is still intact! Perhaps we can find something cool!" Sailor Jake just pikued as Kore walked up with her WHITE RAT. (mou..se...) *strangles the author a bit more* (...) Good. "What's going on here?" Kore asked the youthful Sailor Jake. "We're doing salvaging operations on the TARROTs Air Base for the M&M Alliance, and the Minpire's Nefarious Plan." she replied. "M&M?" Neko-chan blinked. "Minpire and Makochanian Alliance." NC-Janitor replied and ran up to the newbie to shake her hand eagerly, "And we can't thank you enough for killing that senile Amichanian causing us to gain access to the underground hanger!" Kore just sweatdropped as she was shook around, "No problem... anything to help the Makochanians." "You're a makochanian too?" Sailor Jake asked, "Wai! More active allies!" "You're a makochanian, Sailor Jake?" "Oh no, I'm Minpirian." SJ replied quickly, "I was referring to Kobanal. Kore would actually meet a fellow makochanian quickly! She was really excited about the prospects. "What the hell happened out here?" A growling voice exclaimed from behind the 15 yr old girl, causing her to jump. When she turned around to stare up, up UP at the 6ft walking, talking, slightly annoyed anthropermophic human (ie: Dog-man in this case, or "lupine" ^_^) she screamed.