From diont@cs.mun.caSat Nov 18 21:38:08 2000 Date: Mon, 10 Jul 2000 23:10:12 -0230 From: Mordenkainen Bcc: owsf2000@eudoramail.com Newsgroups: alt.fan.sailor-moon Subject: [OW!] Everyone out of the Husk. > "Stand back!" called Skuld to SJ, brandishing the Anti-matter. > She quickly threw down the Anti-matter next to Trium, than ran like > the all-get-out. The force field flinched, then shut down. A rather > large explosion rocked the station as the Anti-matter reacted with > normal matter, sending Trium bursting from the Station onto Otaku > world. The door opened again shortly after forcefields patched up holes in the hull. "Yeesh. I'm going to be fixing this place up for MONTHS." "Don't worry Skuld." TD replied behind the young goddess, "We'll be taking the fight to them very soon." "Ano... with most of the invaders still on the ship, that would mean she won't be able to start repairs yet anyway." Sailor Jake sweatdropped, "And with all the non-continuity floating around, the invasions will NEVER end!" TD placed a hardhat on his head and instructed the two ladies with him to do the same. "Safety first." "Now what?" TD flashed with an inner yellow light, causing the two to wish their safety equipment included sunglasses. When they finally looked again, they saw NC-Janitor standing where Dionysus was only seconds before. "Oh great..." Skuld sweatdropped, "The -last- thing we need right now is more Discontinuity." "That hurts." NC-Janitor whined at the jab, "Like a dagger through the heart." Sailor Jake pikued at the red stain that appeared on the Discontinous One's chest. "You see?!" "Whatever. Just DO something about the situation." Skuld growled. *snap* "Done." "Done? You haven't done anything." Skuld facefaulted. "Just read the rest of this post, you'll see what what I did, or didn't do, or whatever." NC-Janitor replied and jumped through a glass of water. "HEY! That's -MY- teleporting schtick!!" Skuld yelled at the glass of water on her desk. "Is he always like this?" SJ asked. "On good days." < Scene Switch > Nyakun looked around for Trium Shockwave. The two got separated after the mega Dark Matter Explosion thingy that somehow blew up Central Core and a good chunk of the station for a few minutes before it mysteriously reconstructed itself. Why it did that, the Authors above probably know, but the rest of us Down to Otaku World people simply prefer to think "It liked being whole a lot better." Even still, he was still rather pissed at Tuxedo Dionysus for reasons best left unexplored, but odds are his anger was only encouraged when a janitor's hand materialized beside him, smacked some stamps on his face and tossed him into a waiting mailbox. "What the hell is going on?!" Nyakun growled as he felt the entire thing move, rolling and tossing until he was spit out at the OSDF Castle. "..." the OSDFer exclaimed, wondering what the hell just happened when a man on a red tricycle rod up to him and handed him a letter marked 'Special Delivery'. Dear Nyagacheerios, I'm afraid you were mailed against your will, and such a horrible torture MUST go avenged. To meet with these most urgent demands, I invite you to suck a monkey's nipple and steal candy from a chibi-usachanian. When you are finished, please return the enclosed SASE mail bomb to Arty's Casino. We will promptly process the request to kick our ass and get back to you early in 2001. If you simply can't wait until next year, you can try to obstruct our salvage operations soon to commense at the old Minakochanian TARROTs Air Base. Sincerely, Tuxedo Dionysus Nyakun raised his right eyebrow. < Scene Switch > WiseAss and his minions laughed evilly as he and his minions finished taking over Central Core. "Thisss wasss easssier than I thought it would be." The remaining Darkmoonians nodded with clothespins on their noses, that is, until a person make a remarkable discovery. "BOSS! Look at this!" A Darkmoonian warrior gasped as he pointed to the mutilated form of Skuld. "What isss the matter?" "This one here is Skuld yes?" "Yessss. Sssshe runsss Central Core." "Why is she a robot?" O_O "I don't know." WissAss sweatdropped, causing everyone to turn away in disgust. A huge sweaty ass.... Don't make me describe it. "What? Am I Endymionsamaian?" WiseAss asked when he noticed everyone avoiding him. "Sir! I found something else!" "What isss it?" "Look at this sign above the door!" [ Central Core 2 ] "DAMMIT!!! WE ATTACKED THE WRONG CENTRAL CORE!!!" WiseAss farted in anger. It was about this time when a huge toilet appeared on the floor and flushed the darkmoonians back to the Dark Crystal. < Scene Switch > Similarian Wrote: > Back on the Arty-P Seedling was lost a condition he found > himself in often. Luckily kitty was still with him, so he still had > his mascot. He looked around at the walls, at least the ones he could > see, since kitty was blocking his vision. > "Well kitty we're lost." Seedling said. The robotic cat > continued to gnaw on Seedlings head, amazed at how long the head was > staying on. "Looks like we'll have to ask directions."He continued, > and then went down the nearest hallway looking for the nearest gas station [3]. "Dammit man, can't you tell I'm trying to kick your ass." Seedling froze in mid-step. The voice was cold... metallic... and very very close. He turned at the tap on his head to stare directly into the kitty that was biting on his head for the last few hours. "BOO!" "AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!" Seedling screached, "A TALKING CAT!!!" So scared was the talking plant that he ran through a a conveniently placed portal to find himself back on the Dark Crystal. < Scene Switch > "Now you see?" "Yeah, I guess so." Skuld sweatdropped, "But you didn't need to give us a good view of WiseAss back there." NC-Janitor snickered. "Regardless, every other invading Otaku is also off the station, so you can start the repairs." "Good. This'll only take a few months." "So long as you have the essentials up and running first." "Like the weapons and hull breaches fixed?" SJ asked. "Well, I was thinking cable, but ok." The two girls facefaulted. "Anyway, as quick and dirty a fix this was, I have to get down to the surface to start salvaging the TARROTs Base for myself. Want to come along Sailor Jake? What with your own author going on vacation and all." "Eh. Sure." "I'm coming too!" A deep voice growled. "Whatever dog-boy, just get close to me here." NC-Janitor said to Kobanal. "Oh Skuld, tell Leloni Bunny if she's still here, that I'll meet up with her again at Arty's Casino in a while." And in a swirl of TVs, they were gone. TBC Ok people, the invasions of the Arty-P are now at an end for a few months. However those who have a problem with this, I'll be more than willing to take complaints on the surface in a few days. :) -- Tuxedo Dionysus