From diont@cs.mun.caSat Nov 18 21:15:41 2000 Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2000 20:59:40 -0330 From: Dion Torraville Bcc: owsf2000@eudoramail.com Newsgroups: alt.fan.sailor-moon Subject: Re: [OW!] We're REALLY off to see the Oracle or something. Korb Wrote The Following Witty Reply: >> question," Korb asked. "Where the hell did that 'boing' come from." TD >> sweatdropped. "I dunno." >> >> Korb facefaulted > > Which he suddenly did again. > > "What the hell am I doing on the Arty-P?" He then noticed that this was > the first post of a newbie. "Ohhhh, I see." > > Korb proceeded to give the newbie a little lesson in preserving > continuity with a good swift Jason Bramlett Patented Kick In The Nuts. > With that taken care of, he popped open a plot hole, and jumped back to > his rightful place in OtakuWorld. Dionysus sweatdropped as he removed the formal black tuxedo he was trying out for a planned Ball later on that night. 'Hms, so Jason Bramlett patented the kick in the nuts attack...' he pondered pointlessly as he started to put on his new Golden Endymion-style Armor. It was during this dressing routine that he noticed Grandpa being picked on by a little runt on the Artemis-P Space Station's view screen. "WHAT THE HECK?!" He shouted suddenly as he zoomed in the picture, "Those are MY Sailor Venus trading cards!! Grandpa... you really overstepped your importance this time!" And thusly, he ran off the bridge. Amara Wrote: > "On guard!!!" Screamed SD-KM as he came charging at her > with his Warhammer. > > Too deep in thought to bother with the little, er sorry, > vertically chalenged Otaku, Amara sidestepped him, > resulting in him smacking face first into a tree. She > needed something new, something fresh, something totally > imposible for real life... > > "How about the Oracle?" Luna chimed in, chanelling a sudden > stream of creativity. > > "A very interesting idea, Luna," Amara concurred. "I mean, > hey, if it worked for the Greeks and Romans...along with > various other cultures..." > > "Quite a nice plot twist," Dief looked at her, then at the > still swirly-eyed SD-KM. "How about it?" > > Granpa Hera huffed. "Back in MYYY day, we didn't use > ancient illiterations to make our stories more > interesting..." > > "Blah blah blah," Amara waved him off, not wanting to > endure another "back in MYYY day" story. > > Amara looked off into the distance and mused to herself, > "So begins the quest for knowledge and purpose..." "Aaaaand another thing. Back in MYYYY day, we didn't do these pansy quests for knowledge or purpose. Our purpose was clear, to utterly destroy other factions with arm-mounted nuclear devices and bad Duran Duran singalongs. We demolished buildings that contained knowledge and smoked mathematical formulas in our pipes. THAT's the trouble with otaku these days, no respect for the old days. It's all, let's learn this, let's do something construc-" *CRUNCH* A Minakochanian Guardian landed on Grandpa at 30 miles per hour, ending his story. While the three surviving otaku gawked at the violent uncalled for violence, Dionysus thought to himself 'Damn, missed three that time...' The cockpit opened up and Dionysus jumped down to the ground with a smile on his face. "Hey!" Amara shouted, "Look what you did! He might have been an annoying senile old coot, but that's no reason to kill him off like that!" Dionysus raised an eyebrow skeptically, "He stole my Sailor Venus Trading Cards. He was asking for it." The snatched the cards out of SD-KM's hands rudely. "Hey! Those are mine!" SD-KM shouted indigantly, "Giv'em back!" "No! As Granpa said, you have to earn them!" Dionysus slapped the runt with a golden rose, then looked around thoughtfully, "Soo.... what's going on?" "We want to watch Otakumania but the meanie won't let us!" SD-KM pointed his finger at Amara. "There are better ways to use the Thingamajiger." Amara said, "And besides, in an attempt to add more serious stuff to this thread, I was thinking we could all go see this Oracle my author thought up." Dionysus idly slapped away a SD-Abacus then replied, "Well... sounds like a plan, but you'll need protection from these idiots, and I'm not doing anything so I'll go with you." Dief looked hurt at being called an idiot, SD-KM branished a machete menacingly. A sponge machete, but a machete none the less. "Watch it runt." Dionysus added, much to SD-KM's rising blood pressure, "You want these cards, you'll co-operate. We can't very well have you killing off newbies before I can brainwash them or otherwise convince them to join the Minpire now can we?" "Ano..." Amara sweatdropped, "I'm not deaf ya know." "ehehehe. Did I say that outloud." Dionysus chuckled nervously, "Well, how's about I just promise not to actually brainwash you until after this trip to the oracle is over?" Her Luna keychain shrugged at her. "Ok... since you promised not to..." She said slowly. Then the Minakochanian Guardian exploded! Seconds later, Dionysus picked himself up off the ground where he buried Amara away from the blast. "Yeesh... Guess landing at 30 miles per hour ruptured the gastank after all... Ah well, at least nobody was hurt." He noted that Dief had hid behind the couch. Off to the side, SD-KM was twitching spasmatically from the blast. "Eh, he'll be better by next post." Dionysus sweatdropped, "So! Let's get to this Oracle of yours.... hms, I don't seem to know your name." "Amara.." she introduced herself. "Well, let's get to this Oracle of yours, Amara. I have a feeling I might have some questions to ask it as well." TBC? -- Code Wizard Mordenkainen