From diont@cs.mun.caSat Nov 18 21:26:10 2000 Date: Tue, 18 Apr 2000 17:26:58 -0230 From: Dion Torraville Bcc: owsf2000@eudoramail.com Newsgroups: alt.fan.sailor-moon Subject: [OW!] The Trial Ends! And a new purpose? In this post: Chris Kern, Mord. (Authors) ^^; Amara, NC-Aureal, Dionysus, SD-KM, Sprite, Clarice, Jewelle, TuxZ, and possibly someone else. Starla Wrote: > Amara chuckled lightly when she saw his expression, then shook her > head in amused dismay. "Nevermind." She stood up and brushed herself > off. "Come on, let's go do this trial thing." > > As she walked back to the doors leading inside, Dionysus wondered what > in the world had just happened. Shaking himself free, he decided to let > it go for now and followed her back to start the proceedings again. Amara walked over to her seat quietly and sat down while Dionysus slowly walked back to the judge's bench. He was really quite puzzled over what had just happened, even tho he was told to forget about it. Sitting down, he glanced over at Amara who was looking away at the time. Did she look what?' He mused. Certainly his answer would be no. She didn't look like a Minakochanian as far as he could tell, although the potential was certainly there. It would need to be focused however. At any rate, now was not the time to waste on factions. The somewhat dense Dionysus turned back to the crowd. "Since NC-Judge Janitor is no longer with us, I'll assume the role for now. Jury, have you reached a verdict?" "Yes!" SD-KM replied eagerly as he stood, "We find the defendant innocent!" "That's nice." Judge Dionysus replied, "Remind me to cut your pay in half." "Pay? You don't pay us..." TuxZ blinked. "A good thing too, or you'd have lost something. Anyway..." Dionysus turned to the accused, "You have been found innocent in light of the evidence and arguments presented." "Whew!" Chris whewed, Myself nodding sagely beside him. "Are you prepared to face your sentence?" "YES!" Amara shouted. "WHAT?" CK balked, "You said I was innocent!!" "Security, restrain the innocent party." JD sweatdropped, and NC-Aureal appeared and clubbed CK in the back of the head with a nightstick. *FWAP* "Objection! Attacking the accused who isn't guity!" Mord I as I stood. (Mind you, "I" would be Mord for this post. ^_^) "Him too." Dionysus sweatdropped. *FWAP* "You Chris Kern, have been proven innocent beyond a shadow of a doubt." Judge Dionysus began, "As such, it is my duty to sentence you to no less than TWO years of writing Otaku Wars! posts." CK facefaulted painfully. "Furthermore. Posts shall be submitted to alt.fan.sailor-moon no less than once per month, and you MUST stay true to your favorite senshi from this day forth." "Do I have to post under my own name?" Chris asked. "Yes!" "Now get the hell out of here! Sprite! Take this man away!" Saluting, Sprite jumped from the jury box and grabbed CK by the scruff of the neck. "Hey! I can walk ya know!" Chris shouted as Sprite tossed him back into the fridge leading to his own appartment. It was about that time when two women in French-inspired outfits walked into the Court room and took seats quietly. "Well, all's well that ends well." I exclaimed as I stood, "Now that I've seen Chris safely home, I guess I'll get back to real life as well." "Not so fast." Dionysus exclaimed, "This entire trial was YOUR idea, Mord. Since the accused was found innocent, this has become one heck of a waste of time." "Ehehehe." I sweatdropped, "Now now, if it wasn't for Chris putting the sympathy act on the jury, he would have been roasted!" Dionysus banged his mallet down hard. "SILENCE! Mord, are you prepared to face YOUR sentence?" "Hey now! I wasn't on trial!" "Pulling an April Fool's joke is one thing." Dionysus spat, "Making us drag it out for 18 days is another! I sentence you, Mord, to eating this bowl of Minako-sama's soup!" "AAAAHHHH!!!!" I screamed, not believing I even put myself in this sort of situation, and bolted for the fridge to follow Chris to safety. It was then that Sprite, Amara, SD-KM, and NC-Aureal pounced on me, dragging me to the floor and forcing my mouth open wide... The soup was way too hot and spicy. I woke up later on, collapsed in my bed. But that's not important to this post. Back at the Court House, Dionysus was standing with Amara talking about the trial when Jewelle and Clarice walked up to them. "Excuse me, but would you be interested in helping us out?" Jewelle began. Dionysus and Amara exchanged puzzled looks, "That all depends..." The minakochanian replied, "If we'll be able to kick up a bit of trouble, I'm sure the Continuity Busters would be interested in helping out for a bit. TBC? Dionysus