ASSUMED NAME: Masterweaver
REAL NAME: Masterweaver
AKA: Weaver, Teller of tales and bard of awesomeness, cloak, dishrag
AUTHOR: masterweaverx
OTAKU OF: Undecided
FACTION: None
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION:
Masterweaver is a robe. Made of black leather. That can walk, talk, and is in no way possessed.
SKILLS/POWERS:
The robe is a skilled nerfmancer, able to generate object made of nerf instantaneously. These range from simple balls and mallets to complex machines like flamethrowers and tanks. Even Weaver himself is unaware how this works, though more complicated things tend to melt quickly. The robe also possesses some ninja ability, able to rapidly appear in- and retreat from-any situation. As an animated piece of cloth, he does not need to eat or breathe and can fold up into spaces far smaller then most.
WEAPONS/EQUIPMENT:
Masterweaver always carries a shard of the dangerous mineral Idearium, which he obtains in his home city of IF (interfable). He has also been known to have Warp Blades hidden up his sleeves.
WEAKNESSES:
As a piece of cloth, Masterweaver is easily damaged and has a tendency to be set on fire. While he can be patched up, he still feels pain from these occurrences. He also becomes intoxicated by hat polish, although he never gets hung over.
PERSONALITY QUIRKS:
Masterweaver is supposedly a genius, but his massive intellect is not often utilized in ways typical of geniuses. He will randomly bring up topics and make observations, and is very insulted when somebody tells him he's wrong without any evidence. Overall, however, he is insanely happy, to the point where he can look death in the eye and offer it a fluffy. In some situations, though, he tends to panic, such as being set on fire.
ORIGINS/HISTORY:
Masterweaver is an experienced world-hopper hailing from the City of IF. Ask him again, and you night hear a long and complex story which is probably not true.
GOALS:
Have fun and be hap hap happy!
NOTABLE ALLIES:
Thorlukk, a giant leech who apparently can speak and understands english. Masterweaver claims he's the technician and is payed on scale.
NOTABLE ENEMIES:
Lecro, a mysterious lightning bolt with a lizard's face. Functionally omnipotent, but refers to himself as a mercenary plot device. Formerly Weaver's employee, but was fired for being too uncontrollable. Self proclaimed advocate for Character Rights. Mischievous and malevolent. DO NOT APPROACH.
OTHER NOTES:
He's more of a comedic then a strong character.