ASSUMED NAME: SD-KM
REAL NAME: SD-KM (It stands for "Super-Deformed Kane Magus" but don't you *dare* call him that in person. You have been warned. ^_^)
ALIASES: The Shrunk (this *really* pisses him off, moreso than any other derogatory "little" name you could call him. Originally used by Tuxedo Chaos X. ^_^)
AUTHOR: Andy Plummer
OTAKU OF: Aino Minako
FACTION: MinPire
PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS:
0'1" tall. 1.9 pounds. He has no hair on his head except for a pale blue goatee, and he has pointed Spock-like ears. He wears a black, long-sleeved shirt and leather, shoulder-length gloves. Attached to this is a purple cape, the inner lining of which phases from a nearly white purple to a nearly black purple. He wears black pants with a leather belt and leather, knee-length boots.
POWERS:
He's omnipotent. This normally would mean that he can do whatever he flippin' wants to, but this is the OtakuWars! of course and we all know what it means to be omnipotent in the OW! :) He can do whatever he wants to as long as the Authors allow him to get away with it. His *own* Author doesn't allow him to get away with too much. He has an infinite and readily available supply of plotholes that he uses to go from here to there.
EQUIPMENT:
Scythe - The handle is about the length of a toothpick. The blade is about half as long. When in use it is bathed in a ethereal blue light, but to date SD-KM has *never* used his scythe and probably never will.
Warhammer - This was given to him by T-Chan back in the early days of The Group. It's a normal sized warhammer (meaning that it's about fifty times bigger than SD-KM himself). He uses to bop people over the head, naturally.
Plushie Machete - Also given to him by T-Chan, albeit a bit more recently, it has yet to be determined whether this is a machete that is plush, or a machete that is used to destroy plush objects. ^_^
WEAKNESSES:
His omnipotence. While he can pretty much do whatever he wants to, the Authors have the final say as to how far he can go. If they don't like it, they can handle him in whatever fashion they deem necessary. His own Author prefers dropping large objects on him from the sky. Also, he's not too incredibly smart. Omnipotence != omniscience, you know. ;)
PERSONALITY:
SD-KM is an omnipotent, insane, one-inch tall freak bent on nothing less than total domination and/or destruction of the entire multiverse. Beyond that, he's a decent enough guy once you get to know him. The whole conquering/destroying the multiverse thing has been all but forgotten lately though, since he gets bored rather easily. Mostly, he's just a loon who wants to Do Stuff and have fun while Doing it (kinda like Kane, except for the loon part).
ORIGINS:
SD-KM first appeared in a short little NC post in which he did little other than mutter to himself about taking over the world. Shortly afterwards, he appeared in a non-OW! related thread on AFSM called "The Hunt for Tuxie" or some such. He tried to help T-Chan save Mamoru from a herd of stampeding females, iirc. ^^; Dumb and pointless it was, but it was fun. Later, he appeared in the Wars! proper to give Kane some fighting tips during the Fighting Tournament thread. And finally, when T-Chan joined the Wars!, SD-KM followed him and later they founded The Group (now defunct) along with Medellia Blue and David "Tuxedo Chaos X" Nolastname.
GOALS:
Mostly, he just wants to rule and/or destroy the multiverse. That's about it. Beyond that, he enjoys disrupting continuity if he can get away with it. Beyond *that*, he just wants to have fun like everyone else.
NOTABLE ALLIES:
Former members and companions of The Group - namely T-Chan, Medellia Blue, David Nolastname (TCX), and Sailor Polaris (even though she was an enemy of The Group). Should he ever cross paths with them in the future, he'd probably be nice (but then, this *is* SD-KM we're talking about ^^;).
Dionysus/NC-Janitor - Leader of the (now defunct) Continuity Busters and Continuum X, he recruited SD-KM into said groups. Now, as leader of the Minpire, he's bossin' the runt around and making him take a test to prove his worthiness as one of the Minpire. Also, the original SD-KM WG was mostly a cannibalized version of an earlier NC-Janitor WG, so that should say something. I dunno what, exactly, but it should say something.
NOTABLE ENEMIES:
Me - I, being SD-KM's author, am on his hit list because I'm always putting a damper on his omnipotent fun. Oh well, ungrateful punk that he is, I still keep a Q-Tip box in my closet that he calls home when he's not busy on OtakuWorld!
Kane Magus - SD-KM thinks Kane is a complete and total loser. He has possessed Kane at least twice in the past and has ingested him at least once. As such, they don't really like each other that much, but have moved past the outright hating each other phase. If need be, they could coexist without killing each other.