Tuxedo Dionysus

Tuxedo Dionysus - By Timo Frost
ASSUMED NAME: Tuxedo Dionysus
REAL NAME: Dionysus
AKA: TD, Dionysus, Janitor (by Prince Sapphire)
AUTHOR: Mordenkainen
OTAKU OF: Aino Minako
FACTION: Minpire (Minakochanian Faction Leader)

PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS:
Dionysus is 5'10", approx. 175 lbs, short brown hair and greenish-blue eyes. While unhenshined, Dionysus sports a snazzy yellow tuxedo which has earned him several nicknames by Leloni Bunny. Siwwy Wabbit. The tuxedo generally sports a cape that extends down to about his knees although there has been occations when he's gone capeless. He has glasses for reading, but is usually found without them.

In henshined form, he wears Golden Endymion-Type Armour with a circular medallian made of platinum set on back of the right wrist. The center of the medallian has carved orange topaz made out to resemble an exclaimation mark. His armour has a cape like all Endymion-Type Armours should, being a deep, royal red with golden trimming.

His general weapon of choice these days is still the Morphin' Old Broom. The broom itself generally takes the form of a regular straw broom that has the sign of Minako set on it. (See pic on the Minpire homepage or found with TD's WG on the WG site.)

SKILLS/POWERS:
NC-Power: With the merging of NC-Janitor, Dionysus gained some control over manipulating Continuity. To a casual observer, it would look something like spellcasting. While not as powerful as NC-Janitor once was, with the power tied to a True Continuity being (Dionysus :P) the effects are more controlable and tend to be more.. continuous.

ShapeShifting: Dionysus finally discovered he was a shapeshifter captured by Prince Sapphire over 2 years ago. Ever since, he's been able to use those abilities to shapeshift his way out of sticky situations. He generally doesn't rely on this, however, as he keeps forgetting about it. ^^;

See OTHER NOTES on his final "power".

WEAPONS/EQUIPMENT:
Morphin' Old Broom: The most useful weapon on Otaku World today! Just think! It can be used as a sword since it's practically indestructible, flipped around to be used as a club, wielded two-handed to be used as a staff/bo, PLUS it can sweep the floor! Can any other weapon say the same? :)

Golden Minpiran Armour: He can now henshin into a more armoured form, sporting a golden suit of armour (better for defense :P) which boosted his resistance to energy weapons/spells. However, one good shot to the face and ... well, you know. :P It seems to draw power from his faith in Minako.

Yellow Roses: Basically your standard Tuxedo Mask rose, but yellow instead of red, black, or white. ^_^ They don't do much damage, serving as distractions, etc, more than anything else.

WEAKNESSES:
His own overconfidence can sometimes lead to defeat. Also, due to overexposure to Black Poison Crystal of the Darkmoonians, he's generally weak vs Dark Glen's Evilizing Demon Sword, releasing Evil Dionysus to cause much senseless destruction. With NC-Janitor bonded with him again, however, the evilizing is usually limited. His eyes aren't perfect, which is why he wears glasses. This isn't that big a deal as he only needs them for reading. Extended reading gives him a headache if he doesn't wear them. ;) Otherwise, his general abilities can fluctuate in terms of proficiency due to having NC-Janitor merged with him.

PERSONALITY QUIRKS:
Wild. Since the rejoining of Tuxedo Dionysus and NC-Janitor (Body & Soul), Dionysus has been a wilder, more aggressive fighter. If anything, he's not afraid to put his life on the line at a moment's notice. He knows his faith in Minako will see him through any situation. He's also very territorial these days, occationally launching into plans to invade and claim other faction bases for the Minpire, convinced that if the entire world is controlled by the Minpire, then it will follow by default that Minako is the best senshi of them all.

Another odd tendency for TD is his habit of gathering together bands of seemingly random otaku (that almost always include SD-KM) to do senseless destruction and mayhem -- or at the very least unpredictable destruction and mayhem. The only thing to expect is that Minpire controlled installations will not be targets on such groups' agenda.

Lately, since his waking up from an author-induced death after the end of the Evil Group storyline he's accidently deluded himself into believing the Minpire won the Wars! and that he is the rightful Emperor of Otaku World. Obviously he's delusional but doesn't stop him from acting like an emperor.

Author Induced Comas: This is not something for people to write happening, but something that tends to happen due to his author (Mord) occationally falling into a Writer's Block typically taking the form of TD doing pretty much nothing for weeks on end as others drag him along in whatever thread he was currently in, or the thread itself stagnating. The end result is that he eventually snaps out of whatever daze he was in when Mord begins posting again.

ORIGIN/HISTORY:
Dionysus was a shapeshifter fighting for the glory of Minako until the day he was captured by Prince Sapphire and had his soul extracted and banished to the NC-Realms. After the darkmoonian failed to completely brainwash him, he managed to escape, but lost his memories in the attempt, thinking of himself as The Janitor, and later "Tuxedo Dionysus".

GOALS:
World domination in the name of Minako-sama. All ass will be kicked, and all spleens will be handed to the heathens until they submit and recognize Aino Minako as their goddess. Many a Nefarious Plan will be thought up and executed to further these goals.

Also to make cheap shots and wise cracks at Mamoru whenever the opportunity presents itself. These are usually done to his face or aimed at him directly. ;) Kane Magus is usually caught up in the crossfire.

NOTABLE ALLIES:
The Artemesian Warrior/Frank, whom he met on the DarkCrystal after, um, dropping in.

Kobanal, About the only Makochanian that regularly stops by to lend a hand with the serious task of ass kicking.

SD-KM, When TD gets himself into serious trouble, you can almost bet SD-KM is also there getting in trouble with him. Usually because it's the runt's fault. Even still, the two tend to pick up for one another in a fight.

Kane Magus, due to the merging of NC-Janitor with Dionysus, parts of the NC counterpart remained. This pretty much means that Dionysus would probably hesitate before attempting to kick Kane's ass in favour of kicking someone else's ass.

Harold: The Right hand man leading the Faction Plan-wise, giving his all for the faction's goals.

Brutus: The Newbie Recruiter for the Minakochanians and Generally Cool Minakochanian Fan Artist. ^_- As a result, he's considered to be the faction's Left hand. TD is aware that the authors of both hands seem to be MIA these days.

Cape-Mike (+ Makochanians), due to the alliance between the Minpire and the Makochanians, Cape-Mike and his crew are generally not targetted by Nefarious Plans. Rather, they're usually invited along for the fun!

Speedie, again due to the merging of NC-Janitor with Dionysus. However, she's dead so it's a pretty moot point.

NOTABLE ENEMIES:
Amara Alexander, she sided with Herr K against him during their reign as the leaders of the Continuity Busters. This resulted in the near death of TD after his battle (as NC-Janitor) against I Abibde.

I Abibde, for being a Amichanian, er, and attempting to kick his ass.

Prince Sapphire, the leader of the Darkmoonians and Dionysus' unwitting creator. Unfortunately, the dark prince made his lab experiment a little too intelligent (compared to 'standard projects') allowing Dionysus to think for himself... and the shapeshifter damn well liked Minako more than Darkmoon.

Dark Glen, the Darkmoonian Second-in-Command. In an evil plot, Dark Glen tried to turn Dionysus to evil with the Demon Sword. He succeeded for a time, and when TD had finally managed to regain his Minakochanian Spirit to suppress the Darkmoonian Nega-energy coursing through his body, Dark Glen vaporized him. Dionysus is feeling much better these days, but still holds a grudge against him rivaling the grudge with the darkmoonian prince.

Nyagachillios, the OSDF:TNG battle commander, or whatever his position is these days. Nyakun has tangled with TD in many battles, but the biggest 'problem' each has with the other is probably the blowing up of each other's space vehicles.

Kane Magus, for being a endymionsamaian. Er, also for jam and petalling the Artemis-P Space Station, although that little incident was paid back quickly enough.

Speedie, for being an endymionsamaian. Er, also for interrupting Nefarious Plan Celebrations on the Artemis-P Space Station. (Also for dying. NC-Janitor was annoyed about that. ;)

OTHER NOTES:
The Principle of Comparable Comparability. This is the closest I can explain how to expect TD to be written, and how you could probably write him yourself in battle situations. Overall, he's a pretty average fighter but when push comes to shove, and shove becomes omnipotent, you can pretty much expect likewise back.

Basically, his abilities will somehow (possibly due to NC-Janitor's presence, possibly from some other unknown source) match most otaku he goes up against.


Uploaded on March 8, 2009