This Post Includes: Minpire: Tuxedo Dionysus, Rooks, Korb, Harold, Sailor Universe, Lina, Artemesian Warrior, NC-Janitor. (8) Darkmoonian: Dark Glen, ChaosSapphire, Pitch, Seedling, Prince Sapphire, Marvin, Youma of the Post. (7) Makochanian: Ferchan, Kobanal, Leloni Bunny. (3) OSDF: RockmanX, Nic-chan, Nyakun, Mr. K, SuperSteve, Sailor Polaris, Insanity, The Ferret. (8) Endymionsamaian: Kane Magus, T-Chan, Pikachu. (3) Unaligned: Bob Norom, KABOOOOOM-ohki. (2) Previously on Otaku Wars! OAV, Discontinuous Continuity: * Tenchi was revealed to be a fraud named Duckman, he was swiftly dealt with... * The Warriors got a ride on KABOOOOOM-ohki. * EM lives! And he's got a new power-up! * NC wreaks havoc on Nyakun's Water Galaxy. * All of the Warriors converge on the engineering section of the HSB. * Nic-chan was severely, perhaps fatally, injured. * As a result, RockmanX gets pissed and destroys Sailor Pokemon! Thus Continues... Chapter IV: "Discontinuous Continuity" Nose rings.... They're damn ugly.... They're damn painful to wear... (not that we'd know, but we have very good sources..) They make it damn hard to pick your nose... They're damn painful when your girlfriend gets angry with you and wants to grab something... Luckily, since nobody on Otaku World wears one, they can stay in the faaar background, totally ignored by all but the lowliest NO, and we can get to the REAL story. The only sound in the engineering section of the Henshin Space Buster was the reverberating sound of Dark Glen, slowly and sarcastically clapping his hands in mock approval. The would-be allies stood before him. Tuxedo Dionysus forced his way to the front of the crowd and struck a pose, flinging his non-existant cape over his shoulder, making him look like a complete moron (no offense, Bob). When he spoke, his voice resounded through the hollowed out HSB. "Dark Glen, you Darkmoonian ass-kisser!" he taunted, proud of his choice of insults. "If you beg for mercy now, I'll spare you the customary humiliating capture scene and just throw you into space." DG looked completely unaffected. "I am not the one who will be requiring any mercy, Minako-chicken-wuss!" Ferchan, who was tending to Nic-chan, looked at the exchange curiously. Looking at RockmanX, who still hadn't recovered from his dramatic tear-jerker scene, she asked, "Is this the part where the main guys start the gratuitous name-calling and mama-bashing?" "Yes...-=sniff=-" RMX said sadly. Rooks poked Korb with his elbow. "Hey, Korb, " he whispered carefully so that DG couldn't hear, "Think you can hit DG with a rocket from here?" Korb smiled, "You know, I do think I can! But a rocket is so 'passe', how about a nice Sunpod flash to open things up a bit?" "No wait!" Rooks exclaimed. Korb lifted his cannon to fire, just as DG was completing his round of grueling, degrading insults. "....your face, and I'll eat it for lunch!!" DG finished emphatically. "HEY DARK GLEN!" Korb yelled from far in the back. "YOU!" "YO' MAMA!" Korb yelled, then fired a Sunpod at the Darkmoonian general. DG barely had enough time to defend himself. The pod landed just a few feet away from him and exploded in an intense, blinding light. "AAAAARRRGHH!!" all of the NO soldiers screamed in perfect unison. DG fell to his knees, his eyes burning from the flash. "Get them!" he commanded angrily to his also blinded minions, "Kill them, kill them a lot!" Silent moaning followed. Everyone in the room was blinded. Korb sweatdropped. < Another bright idea. -Scene Switch > Meanwhile, back on Otaku World, Kobanal was running as fast as he could (70 Km/h) back to the wrecked No Faction Resort. "The Spice Caravan," he panted, "it's the only way. I'll teach that damn cabbit some day, and that DG, too. Oh, yeah, they're gonna wish they were Nameless when I get my claws on them!" Meanwhile, back at the Henshin Space Buster, the warriors were finally beginning to regain their sight. "Korb! Warn us the next time you're going to do that!" Harold whined. "Sorry 'bout that guys." Korb laughed nervously. "ATTACK!" Kane shouted as he lifted his scythe high. Most of the warriors followed without question, advancing on the Darkmoonians who in turn ran forward to meet them. "Go help the others." RockmanX told Ferchan, "I'll stay to protect Nic-chan." Ferchan nodded and rose to her feet. After a few minutes of having her writer's guide reviewed, she pulled out her deadly Keychain. "Chibi-March of Death!" She shouted and released it, allowing it to go on its deathmarch through the sea of Nameless Darkmoonian Warriors (And Nameless OSDF Technicians). She then grabbed her Candy-Apple Red Electric Guitar and ran forward to join the excessively loud and violent battle. On the other side of the battlefield that use to be the HSB's Engineering Section, T-cat was attacking Darkmoonians legs while Sailor Universe cleaved them viciously in half with her glaive. A golden rose impaled the last one through the back. "Way too easy." Sailor Universe sighed after the tenth Darkmoonian fell on the heap of bodies cropping up around her. "Dammit, sit still!" TD muttered as he shot again at ChaosSapphire who kept teleporting short distances away from where he use to be. "Make me, Janitor." ChaosSapphire snarled back then shot an ice beam from his left hand, narrowly missing the Minakochanian. "GYAH!" Korb shouted as his body turned to ice 30 feet away, then shattered into a million pieces when Pitch's tentacle slammed through him. "Ha ha ha ha." Pitch cackled, "You Mina-studs fall too easily." "It isn't hard to knock us down." Korb's voice shouted from behind her. She turned to see the Minakochanian pointing a rocket launcher at her. "It's getting us to STAY down that's the trick!" The rocket fired. Pitch watched it embed itself into her chest, then watched it exit her back. "Now where were we dear?" Pitch grinned evilly and continued her attack. *BOOM* The ceiling collapsed from Korb's rocket. Rooks was flying over the battlefield 'helping' a Darkmoonian Warrior into finding the wall at 20 miles per hour when he turned to look above him due to a strange feeling... "AH!" Rooks yelped and fell from the air when the rubble fell on him and his captive. As it was, he and his prey fell to the ground, the Darkmoonian impaling itself on Sailor Universe's Glaive. Rooks, however, managed to maneuver out of the glaive's way and fell on Lina with a yelp. "Not now!" Lina shouted in alarm from under Rooks, looking up at Seedling who was pointing an energy particle weapon at the two. "Russkaya Krasnaya Zveizda!" Rooks cast as he extended his hand at the plant's face, covering it with a star of red paint. "AH!!" Seedling shouted in alarm as he bolted in his newfound blindness and began firing wildly. ChaosSapphire appeared in front of Kane Magus elsewhere with a flash of dark energy. "AH!" The Endymionsamaian yelped and swiped his scythe at the Darkmoonian's head. After ducking, the clone of Sapphire growled, "Be a big man from behind this wuss. DARKMOON CROWN CAGE ENCIRCLE!" A sphere of black energy shot towards Kane who managed to jump over it. He pulled out his lightsaber and attacked the quickly disappearing clone. "Dammit." Kane cursed, then quickly parried an attack from a Darkmoonian Warrior. The nameless warrior was quickly cut down, however, when an energy particle beam hit him in the side of the face. Kane hardly noticed his beheaded foe fall to the ground before two more arrived to take it's place. "AAAH!" Harold shouted as twenty of the nameless darkmoonian warriors charged him, then bounced off the field of nega-energy he suddenly found himself encased in. "Oh yeah?!" The dog-minded minakochanian taunted from the relative safety of his prison and flashed, "Take THIS! UGLY NEKKID MAN ATTACK!" "MY EYES!" The nearest of the warriors screeched, dropping his weapon before he turned to flee. His allies fled in terror with him. "Hehehe. Never fails." Harold snickered. RockmanX looked up from his love and saw the approaching mob of terrified darkmoonians. He glared. People say that a simple look can say many things. This particular glare told the fleeing warriors 'I will rip out your spleen with a dull rusty fork, forcefeed it to you, rip it out of your stomach, beat you with it, and THEN I will hurt you.' The warriors made a perfect 90 degree turn and continued running in a different direction. A direction in which Nyakun was just finishing off his latest attacker. He turned to see them and sweatdropped, was there no end to this? "Power of Lightning, heed my call!" Nyakun chanted, hands extended towards the floor beneath the charging mob. It heeded and sparked, and a large bolt of lightning poured out of the severed wires to run about four thousand volts through the approaching threat. The darkmoonian group fell like flies to a bug zapper, some crispier than KFC, others outright exploding. The lightning also fell, Nyakun unable to continue the manipulation longer. All that remained was the scattered fires which set off the surprisingly intact sprinker system. Elsewhere, Seedling heard the hauntingly familliar sound of a large Winebago behind him. He slowly turned around as a set of headlights shone in his eyes. "Oh shit, not again." Seedling whined. *swish* *swish* *CRASH* *swish* went the slightly modified Spice Caravan's wipers as Seedling was tossed aside, then ten nameless Darkmoonians were crushed beneath the vehicle's mass. Artemesian Warrior jumped out of the way just in time to land, face first, beneath the railing to the second floor's observation deck. < DG being chased by an angry mob -Scene Switch > Safely inside the Dark Crystal, Prince Sapphire had finally broken through the Henshin Space Buster's security walls and gained access to multiple systems on the ship. "Damn, the systems where the fight is going on is down... can't help them out..." The dark prince cursed silently, "Might as well put our Evil Plan into action." Draining power from all the little things on the ship such as holodecks, food replicators, and life support, Sapphire routed every scrape of energy he could at the large meteorite several miles away. Although slow at first, it soon began to pick up speed, going faster and faster with each second. Before long it was hurling towards Otaku World quickly. "YES!" he shouted, "We've done it! We've really done it!!" "It'll have to hit the planet first before we've actually done it sir." A nameless bridge crewman replied, then yelped as Prince Sapphire opened the trapdoor below the silly NO. "Anyone else want to point out the obvious?" Everyone else shook their heads. < A darkmoonian NO being eaten by mutant chickens-Scene Switch > "GYAH!" Mr. K yelped as the slippery, water covered floor sent him sprawling at the feet of Marvin the Slightly Rusted Depressed Robot. "I'd kill you right now if I thought it'd have any purpose worth the effort of extending the rusting appendages my leaders never saw fit to waterproof." Marvin droned dejectedly. "K look out!" SuperSteve shouted as he charged into the room at the last minute, and clotheslined the robot over the railing to fall to the floor. Marvin complained all the way down. "Steve!" Mr. K exclaimed in relief as the veteran helped him stand, "Where were you all this time?!" "Well, I was playing billiards on the other side of the HSB when the alarm when off." SuperSteve explained, "Since the elevators and the like weren't working, I've been running for the last 500 lines of text." "Aaah." K nodded at the well thought-out excuse, "Well, at least you're here now." Down below the two OSDFers, the Artemesian Warrior was caught beneath Marvin. While he tried to push the heavy, rusted machine off of himself, he totally forgot that his MegaSpice Bomb had flown out of his grasp. "Dammit Marvin, go on a diet!" *SCREEEE* the bomb 'exclaimed' loudly, then 170db of Spice Girls music blasted forth, totally obliterating the nearby Nameless Otaku (all varieties) with a 'Shake it to the Left'. Meanwhile, Bob Norom was cowering beneath a large metallic object to hide from the fight. KABOOOOOM-ohki was shivering as it grabbed on to Bob for dear life. "pst!" Bob continued hiding. "PST!!" "Huh?" Bob snapped out of his little world and looked for the source of the voice. "Who was that?" "It's me! NC-Janitor!" The voice continued, apparently coming from the warhead of the rocket Bob had inadvertantly hid under. "NC-Janitor? What are you doing inside a rocket?" Bob asked skeptically. "It's a long story, and one best told over a hot cup of tea." NC-Janitor replied, "But since we don't have the time for that, I was installed into this rocket's circuitry. At first it was sorta amusing, but now it just sucks. Help me out!!" Opening a panel, Bob sweatdropped. "How the hell am I going to get you out of that?! You're twisted around just about every component in there!" "Bah, just pull." Shrugging, Bob got a good grip and yanked- "Don't YANK! PULL!!! AAAAAARRRGGGHHH!" NC-Janitor yelped in pain before his twisted form was yanked free. "Sorry about that..." Bob sweatdropped. "Yeesh. Next time just -pull-." NC-Janitor complained as he twisted his right leg back into its joint and pulled his head around to the front like it was suppose to be. "Anyways, the Darkmoonians have been taking advantage of my NCish Aura long enough! Time for some major payback!" The Non Continuous One marched off dramatically with a swish of his equally Non Continuous Broom. "Uh.. the fight's in the other direction..." Bob sweatdropped. "I knew that." NC-Janitor chuckled nervously as he tiptoed back and went towards the fight, "And stop sweatdropping like that before you dehydrate dammit!" Bob unwittingly sweatdropped again. < Pikachu roasting a marshmallow with Kenny -Scene Switch> Everyone noticed something amiss when every single Nameless Otaku on the battlefield suddenly vaporized into small clouds of yellow smoke. "Don't worry, they'll be fine." NC-Janitor's voice boomed loudly out of nowhere, yet everywhere. The scenery changed dramatically as the Totally Trashed Engineering Section vanished from view. In its place, several of the warriors had found themselves high off the ground on a large dueling platform. In the sky, a castle rotated silently above them all. "What the hell?" Dark Glen growled. "The fight's been going on long enough. At the rate it was going, nobody was going to win." NC-Janitor stated, "Instead, we'll handle this with duels. Best two out of three wins." "Duels?" Ferchan asked, a smile forming on her face. At last, something she might be able to pull off! "Duels." NC-Janitor pseudo-channed. "Pick your three fighters then collect your swords from me if you need one." "Uh.." Kobanal began, "Since you didn't bring most of us here, there really isn't much to choose from." "And you only brought three of us darkmoonians!!" Pitch snarled. "Sue me, Ms. Pudding." NC-Janitor snickered. "So who's actually going to duel?" Tuxedo Dionysus turned to the rest of the 'Good Guys' who were sent. Ferchan, Kobanal, RockmanX and Nic-chan were the only other choices available. "I'll duel." RockmanX stated, still watching over Nic-chan. It wasn't a request. "I'm skilled with the sword." Kobanal followed up, "Besides, Dark Glen and I have issues to follow up." "That leaves either you or me Imo, er, Ferchan." TD turned to the smaller Makochanian. "If Kobanal's taking on Dark Glen, that means one of us would have to fight either ChaosSapphire or Pitch. I can't allow you to put yourself in that kind of danger." "Who made you my big protective brother." Ferchan rasped, "I wanna duel!!" "With what? That Candy-ass guitar of yours hardly qualifies you as a swordswoman." TD rasped back. "Hey, I have a sword!" she biiidaed, "It's... just not with me right now." "Likely story." he biiidaed back, "Now stand back and watch a real swordsman show you how it's done!" TD pulled out his Morphin' Old Broom with flair. "Oh, so a broom qualifies but a guitar doesn't?" "Damn right!" "Now now you two..." NC-Janitor approached the two who were quibbling as bad as two siblings. "Then a duel to prove who's better suited!" TD shouted and pulled a shiny golden dueling sword out of NC-Janitor's chest. "YEOW!" The NC Being screamed in pain and fell to his knees, clutching his chest. "Guys, please this isn't the time to ar-YEEEOOOWW!" NC-Janitor tried to continue, only to have Ferchan pull a shiny green dueling sword out of his chest. "Winner duels!" she shouted, then sliced the yellow rose off of TD's chest. "So I guess that means me." "HEY! That's not fair!" "Tough. I win." TD cursed about sneaky little brats. "First match. Kobanal vs Dark Glen!" NC-Janitor declared, very ref-like, still rubbing his chest. All of the Otaku walked to the seating area, leaving DG and Kobanal standing in the center of the arena. DG face looked even more evil than usual. "So, mutt, " he said evilly, "you've come back for seconds, huh?" Kobanal's ears turned back, "I hope you've brought a priest." "I'm not the one that's gonna need prayers." "Prayers, no, " Kobanal grinned, "You're gonna need one to bury you after I serve you up as hot dog filler!!" "Enough talk!" DG yelled at charged the lupine. A half second later, DG was refitting his nose to its original shape. Looking at his feet he saw that NC-Janitor had tripped him. "YOU LOUSY CHEATING SON OF A BITCH!" DG screamed. "Hey! I didn't cheat!" Kobanal yelled back indignantly. "Look, " NC-J said, helping DG to his feet, "I didn't trip you to cheat. You were the one cheating Dark Glen! I didn't say the match could start yet!" "Alright, fine." DG cursed. "Ready, Dark Glen?" NC-Janitor asked. "Shut yer hole, you know I am, you little ferret!" NC-Janitor looked hurt. "Alright, you ready, Lassie?" Asked the strangely dressed ferret wearing a black baseball cap. "My name isn't Lassie, butt-wart, it's-" "Fine, fine, ok ok. Alright, ready? Set? GO-- away you damn flies!" Kobanal and DG false start and end up facefaulting. "GO!!" the NC creature yelled. "AAH!" DG yelled and jumped to his feet. Both combatants drew their swords. "Mmmph mmph!" "Oops, wrong one, " Kobanal blinked. "BWAHAHAHHAAHA! Fool! You will lose easily now!" DG laughed and charged with his Demon Sword. "DAMN!" Kobanal swore, and threw Kenny full force at DG. "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPHHH!" *SMaCK!* The hurled orange kid knocked the darkmoonian back a few steps. *SHHHHHIIINK* Kobanal drew his REAL sword. "Get offa me you little pipsqueak!" DG yelled furiously, tearing at the little NO with his free hand. "AAH!" DG screamed, flinging Kenny to the ground hard. "Let's do this." Kobanal said menacingly. The two warriors charged each other. *CLAAAAANG* A furious volley of parries and thrusts followed, each combatant skillfully dodging and neutralizing their opponent's deadly swings. DG saw an opening and swung with all his might. Kobanal reacted quickly, jumping as high as his boots would allow. As he was reaching the apex of his leap, Kobanal sheathed his sword, then placed his hands together and pulled them to his side. DG looked surprised, "He put his weapon away?! Is he nuts?" "KAAAAA-MEEEEAAAAA--" Kobanal began, a ball of blue energy began to form in his hands. "HEY!" DG yelled furiously at NC-Janitor, "I thought this was suppose to be a duel!" "Hey, I didn't say anything about not using any powers you might have. It's a free-for-all duel today!" NC-Janitor said, a impish smile playing across his face. "MMMEEEEEEEAAAH!!!" The lupine finished, sending a large beam of pure energy at the Darkmoonian. DG dodged the destructive beam, "BWAHAHHA! Is that all you got?" he shouted at the dog-thing. The lupine landed on his feet, and panting, drew his sword again. "You -are- a fast one, aren't you?" Kobanal panted. "Handsome, too, " DG said with a smile on his face, "Far better looking than your bitch mother!" Kobanal's brow lowered. A low, deep growl rumbled from deep inside him, 'that was your third strike DG!' Kobanal thought violently. Suddenly, there was a loud *PPHHHHSSSHHAAWW*, and the angry lupines' eyes began to glow an intense blue. "Take this!" DG screamed, and fired a blast of dark energy at Kobanal. The lupine dived to his right, the beam barely missing him. DG looked flustered. Then an idea hit him. "If you can use your powers, then so can I! DEMON SWORD, EVILIZE!" DG pointed the dark blade at the lupine standing before him. Kobanal fell to one knee, placing one hand in front of him. The beam of dark energy hit the lupine's magical shield, deflecting it in several directions. The remaining Otaku in the stands dived for cover as some of the deflected energy headed straight for the picnic tables they were sitting on. The table instantly leapt to its feet. Two huge, buggy eyes appeared at the top. A sailor fuku colored like a picnic blanket appeared as the monstrosity screamed, "SAILOR PICNIC!" Dark Glen's arms fell limply to his sides, "Oh, man..." he groaned. *SLASH!* "Kobanal is the winner!" NC-Janitor declared, raising a green flag. DG looked at the janitor in confusion. "What?!" he asked incredulously, then looked down to see his black rose lying on the floor. "Hey, NO FAIR! I want a-" he stopped. He found himself siting on the stands next to his allies. "Picnic?" The youmanized picnic table asked hopefully. "Shut up." "Next match." NC-Janitor announced, "Ferchan versus Pitch." "You're mine." Ferchan sneered at the liquidated darkmoonian and deftly sliced her green dueling sword through the air in a swift cutting action. "Bite me." Pitch snarled and grew 6 arms, each ending in a long pointy black blade. "Eheheheh..." Ferchan sweatdropped nervously. "FIGHT!" The NC One ordered. And so the common dodging sequence began as Ferchan tried, like everyone else before her, desperately attempting to stay ahead of the whirl wind of blades assaulting her from all sides. Occasionally one would get too close, but she'd manage to parry the attacking blade away at the last second. "Check your pocket." a voice buzzed in her ear. Checking her pocket, Ferchan found a water pistol? "AH!" Ferchan cried as that bitch Pitch tripped her, sending her sprawling across the floor. "Over so soon?" The feminine glob of blackness cooed, then made to swipe the green flower off her chest. "NOO!" Ferchan shouted and pulled the trigger on her opponent, causing a heck of a lot more water to shoot out then one would expect from such a little gun. "AAAAGHH!" Pitch yelled in alarm, falling back a few steps as the water seeped into her body, diluting her body's composition. She began to leak. "You brat! You'll pay for tha-huh?" "Up here!" Ferchan shouted from above, having taken the opportunity to jump high in the air for a dramatic finisher, sword flashing in the sun. "I'm not THAT easy dearie." Pitch snarled and shot a tentacle up to meet her descending opponent. The force of the impact bounced the Makochanian away, tossing her to the floor in a heap, ripping her black uniform above the right shoulder where the darkmoonian's bladed appendage ricocheted off. Ferchan struggled to pick her face off the ground and look to where the Darkmoonian bitch was still holding her chest, trying to keep herself from 'bleeding' away with the water. Her eyes widened fearfully when petals of green floated down to the ground in front of her. "Next time, just keep shooting her with the water pistol baka." The voice buzzed in her ear. "Damn." Ferchan cursed, then passed out. < NC-Janitor swallowing swords -Scene Switch > Meanwhile, back in the Engineering Section of the Henshin Space Buster, the fighting kept going. However, since there were only a handful of darkmoonians left to fight, some of the good guys were able to take a break. "I think I can get this thing working again." Rooks exclaimed, his face stuck in the warhead as he tinkered with its insides. "Good good!" Sailor Polaris said, "Now if we could just spin the bloody thing around to point towards the Darkmoonian's base, we'll be able to -force- them to leave!" "Let me give it a shot." a new voice said from behind the duo. "Sutaa Inusaynu Bahzukaa!" A short 13-yearish old shouted and a bazooka appeared in her hands. "No! Don't fire!" They shouted and jumped out of the way just as the blast fired. Luckily the Rocket was on a pivot, and the blast caused it to spin around to face the other direction. "Oh brother." Polaris sweatdropped. < Anthy getting slapped -Scene Switch > "Final match." NC-Janitor announced from the center of the dueling arena, "RockmanX versus ChaosSapphire." "Ha ha ha." ChaosSapphire laughed confidently and concentrated on his hand as he casted a spell. A few seconds later, a blade of clear, but dark, crystal appeared, "This match is mine." Nic-chan, oddly enough, had been recovering throughout the matches and had managed to watch the last match standing alongside RockmanX. "NC-Janitor. I need a sword to fight with." RockmanX called out. "Not from me you don't." He replied, "You've seen this anime before haven't you?" RockmanX blinked and turned to look at Nic-chan. "Go for it." she grinned back at him and slid into his arms. A background music familliar to several readers of this post, but perhaps not familliar to anyone who hasn't seen at least one episode of Revolutionary Girl Utena (Shame on you. :P), began as RockmanX gently leaned Nic-chan backwards. Nic-chan closed her eyes before the dipping was complete, and a swordhilt with lots of flashing lights suddenly pertruded from her chest. Light began to flash from the two warriors and RockmanX subconciously henshined into his armored form as he grasped the sword's hilt firmly. "Grant me the power to complete the OW!RPG!" his voice echoed deeply amongst the facefaults nearby and pulled the blade from Nic-chan's chest with a gasp. Light reflected off the entire length of the shining blade. "Oi.. enough with the dramatics already." ChaosSapphire barfed and charged forward cutting the air many times as he ran. *clang* *clang* *clang* *clang* *clang* *thud* RMX gasped for breath on the ground where the darkmoonian had kicked him. ChaosSapphire laughed. "Give it up boy. I don't care how mushy your scene was or how much your fans loved it. You're still not as good with the sword as I am! Just surrender!" RMX started to get pissed again and he let his opponent know this by scrambling to his feet and charging with The NicBlade aimed directly at chest-flower level. "You fool!" CS growled, set himself, then shot forward with the help of a flight spell. "YAAAAAAAAAH!" RockmanX yelled as he ran. "YAAAAAAAAAAAH!" ChaosSapphire yelled just as loud as he flew on. ------------------------------------ SLICE ---------- (Crappy Visual Aid of the two warriors colliding) ---------- SLICE ------------------------------------ In a dramatic slow-motion sequence, ChaosSapphire looked back at his foe with a smug look on his face. In a dramatic slow motion sequence, RockmanX turned around, red rose still intact. "What the?!!" ChaosSapphire shouted then looked down as the tattered remains of his black rose finished flying away on the wind. "Winner, RockmanX!" NC-Janitor chirped. "Darkmoonians lose, 2-1." "AAARRGGH!" Dark Glen cursed and smacked Sailor Picnic in the head for causing him to lose his match. "This is all your fault!!" He continued ragging on the poor youmanized picnic table even as the scenery faded away and was replaced once more with the ruined remains of the Engineering Section on the Henshin Space Buster. "Now keep your word and leave, Dark Glen." NC-Janitor commanded the treacherous darkmoonian. "Make us." "You treacherous vermin!" The Noncontinuous one shouted and sent a strong wind against the Darkmoon's Second in Command. Dark Glen gritted his teeth and staggered forward, inching his way closer and closer to the minakochanian until he was practically standing next to the being blowing through a little windmill fan. "Any day now." NC-Janitor gulped. The Darkmoonian grabbed him by the mouth, stopping the forceful wind, then slammed him face-first into the ground. To finish the beating, DG did a quick little dance and SLAMMED his elbow into NC-Janitor's exposed throat, decapitating him. "Now where were we?" DG snickered evilly as he got to his feet. "I believe you all were leaving." Kane called out from the Jam&Petal Rocket that had been turned around to face the Dark Crystal. "No..." DG's eyes went wide when he realized their intent. "IGNITION!" Rooks cackled and started the rocket up, causing it to slam into the Dark Crystal, doing little damage to either. It kept going, however, and started pushing the Dark Crystal outside the HSB. "Sapphy." The Darkmoon General radioed his prince, "Are we finished here?" "Yes. Return to the ship, I'd like to avoid the cleaning bill this rocket will give us when it explodes." Prince Sapphire radioed back. "Back to the Dark Crystal!" he ordered his remaining minions... yes, even Sailor Picnic. "Woo! The Darkmoonians are retreating!" Korb shouted as he launched another three rockets at the retreating villians. The last rocket had tossed the Youma of the Post off its feet. After all the others were in, DG closed the ramp, tried to hold in his snicker, then gave a final order to the youma. "Sailor Picnic! Destroy all these clods or something." "Picnic?" Sailor Picnic sweatdropped cluelessly as the Dark Crystal suddenly shot out into space, the Jam&Petal Rocket in close persuit. "ARMY ANT STORM!" The youma raised it's two wooden hands to the sky and commanded. "Wow. Three words this time." Harold commented, "Looks like they're getting more advanced." His thought was cut off abruptly when a small wave of red ants rose out of the cracks near Sailor Picnic, then swarmed menacingly towards Mr. K and SuperSteve! "AAAH!" They yelped, then stopped yelping when they realized the ants had passed by them completely and kept going straight for Leloni Bunny and Lina! "AAAH!" They yelped, but then stopped as well as the swarm menacingly continued on towards Bob Norom and Insanity!! "I'm not even going to bother." Bob sweatdropped, and sure enough, the menace passed right by without a second glance until it stopped at NC-Janitor's decapitated form. Suddenly a small red flag was planted on the NC-Janitor's left eye. The ants then lifted the body and dragged it off chanting "For the Queen!" "Pic...nic?" Sailor Picnic sweatdropped as it's most powerful 'attack' apparently gained a mind of its own and left it. Everyone grinned evilly as axes were handed out. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" < Snip really brutal 10 minute murder/firewood scene > "Well, we really showed those Darkmoonians, didn't we?" Harold yipped happily, chewing on four toothpicks. "Aren't you glad we came to help?" TD said to Nyakun, a big Nefarious smile on his face. "Uh, yeah..." Nyakun said quietly, looking around at the mass destruction that used to be his bases' Engineering Section. "Swell..." Suddenly a door opened behind the Otaku, and The Ferret ran into the wrecked room, smoking a cigar, and waving a huge red flag over his head. "RED ALERT!!! RED ALERT!" he was screaming. "Ferret, report!" Nyakun commanded leader-like. "I was just looking out the window while sitting in my jacuzzi!" Ferret yelled, "Oh, and by the way K, we're all out of beer. ANYWAY! I saw a meteorite heading this way, preliminary reports on our ouija boards, (the only things left working, what the hell have you been doing down here, by the way?) say that it'll crash directly into Otaku World!!" End Chapter IV - Will everyone stop the meteor from hitting the planet? - What the hell kind of Evil Plan is this crap?!? - What the hell is a NicBlade?? - Will Ferchan get over her loss in the duels? - Will Seedling dye his new hair? - Where is the Esmerodian Warrior throughout all this? - Oh, and what about that meteor? As usual, a few of these questions might be answered by the next hopefully entertaining chapter of Otaku Wars! OAV: "Discontinuous Continuity" For definate answers please send $15 american to each author, and please, allow about 6 to 10 years for delivery (we DO have to walk you know.) == Chapter Four Outtakes ================================================= As much as we were sure you would have wanted to see a bunch of outtakes here, unfortunately, all of the characters in CH 4 has managed to do every single scene perfectly. As a result, there could not be any outtakes here. We are truly sorry that we did not make any mistakes this time, and.... Yes? What is it? ....... ........ ........ What do you mean I didn't sound sincere enough? I was ad-libbing the whole thing! ....... ....... ....... Yes, it's "we". There are 2 authors to this OAV you know. ....... ....... ....... No, I'm not Tuxedo Dionysus, so what? ....... ....... ....... Look, he said that I should handle the apology, as I can sound like I mean it when I really couldn't care less. Wait a second... Is this mike still on? Uh oh.... Ok fine, roll the outtakes. :P --- Light began to flash from the two warriors and RockmanX subconciously henshined into his armored form as he grasped the sword's hilt firmly. "Grant me the power to complete the OW!RPG!" his voice echoed deeply amongst the facefaults nearby and pulled the blade from Nic-chan's chest with a gasp. RMX's grip on Nic-chan slipped slightly, and the hologram fell to the floor with a "WHOA! *THUD*". Camera zooms in close on RMX, who starts to laugh nervously. --- DG saw an opening and swung with all his might. Kobanal reacted quickly, jumping as high as his boots would allow. As he was reaching the apex of his jump, the cable connected to him snapped, sending him crashing to the floor some 35 feet straight down. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Kobanal screamed. *KA-CRASH!!!* "Oooo, " DG winced, "You'd better call the chiropractors!" --- "YES!" he shouted, "We've done it! We've really done it!!" "It'll have to hit the planet first before we've actually done it sir." A nameless bridge crewman replied, then yelped as Prince Sapphire opened the trapdoor below the silly NO. "Anyone else want to point out the obvious?" NC-Janitor raised his hand. "Besides the warrior who isn't suppose to be in this scene?" --- "YO' MAMA!" Korb yelled, then fired a Sunpod at the Darkmoonian general. DG barely had enough time to defend himself. The pod landed just a few feet away from him and exploded in an intense, blinding light. "AAAAARRRGHH!!" all of the NO soldiers screamed irratically. "Come on guys, how often do we have to do this? It's count to three, hands in the air, inhale, count to 2, scream your lungs out." The director complained, "Remember the lines and you'll stay in unison like YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO!!" --- "NOO!" Ferchan shouted and pulled the trigger on her opponent, then sweatdropped because someone had apparently forgot to fill the damn thing. --- "Um... guys?" Harold whined, "I thought this nega-cage was suppose to disappear after that last incident... HEY! Where are you all going?! Don't you all leave me here alone!! NO! Leave on the lights!... Please?" ;_; -- Tuxedo Dionysus & Kobanal Thiwarden Mike: I'll call the mental hospital for you sick people. Us: Thanks, we don't know the number.