This post includes: Minpire: Rooks, Tuxedo Dionysus, Harold, Tenchi, Korb, Artemesian Warrior, Sailor Universe, Lina. (8) Darkmoonian: Esmerodian Warrior, Esmerodo, Prince Sapphire, Dark Glen, ChaosSapphire, Seedling, Sailor Pokemon, Pitch, Marvin. (9) Makochanian: Kobanal, Leloni Bunny. (2) OSDF: Nic-chan, Nyakun, Mr. K, Sailor Polaris, RockmanX, Ferchan. (6) Unaligned: Bob Norom, KABOOOOOM-ohki. (2) Endymionsamaian: T-chan, Kane Magus, Pikachu. (3) This post mentions: NC-Janitor (1) Previously on Otaku Wars! OAV "Discontinuous Continuity" * Pitch makes the scene! * Sailor Pokemon kicks ass. * The Darkmoonian ChaosSapphire succeeds in reprogramming and launching the Jam&Petal Rocket from the Endymionsamaian base. * The No Faction Resort is overrun and seriously trashed. The city surrounding it was overrun and seriously trashed by wolves. (Editor's note: No wolves were killed in the writing of the last post. A cat got sick and somebody shot a duck, but the wolves were fine.) * Mamoru was horribly tortured. :) (Editor's note: No Mamorus were killed in the writing of the last post. Some were fed to wild animals and one was boiled in oil, but we are happy to report they pulled through the 49 hours of AGONIZING surgery and chemical treatments.) * Leloni Bunny failed to show up at the NFR before the end of the last chapter. Many people ponder possible reasons for this, but most generally agree that it could somehow be credited to the authors wanting to end the chapter asap. Thus Continues... Chapter III: "Discontinuous Continuity" Chocolate Chip Cookies... They're damn tasty. They're damn fattening. They're damn expensive. They're damn hard to eat with water (after taste!). Like many other things, however, they have nothing to do with this OAV, and so the expensive tasty sources of fat can stay in their boxes and out of this story from this point on. (From Chapter 2) > "The Dark Crystal left to chase the rocket as well." TD mused as he >stared at the screen. "They have to be up to something." > > "How's about I pinpoint it's destination?" Harold asked as he pushed >Kane out of the chair. "Here it is... The OSDF's Henshin Space Buster." "Good riddance then." T-chan snickered. "Why would they go after the HSB?" Kobanal asked the question on everyone's mind including the readers at home. "You know... I really don't care?" Rooks commented offhandedly. "NO!" TD argued, "The OSDF are Minpire enemies! Only WE'RE allowed to kick their ass! We simply can't let the Darkmoonians even think about doing that!" "Ok, ok." Harold yipped defensively, "So how are we going to wreck their stolen missile, then?" TD crossed his arms, a confident look on his face, "Simple. We'll race as quickly as we can to the missile and disable or destroy it before it even has a chance to get to the OSDF'S HSB." A question mark appeared shortly over Rooks' head. "Uh, one problem. The only ship we have here is the Spice Caravan, and I don't think it'll help us get there before the J&P-R destroys the OSDF'S HSB, TD." Everyone sweatdropped in confusion. TD turned an ugly red color. "Oh, come on!" he yelled in Kane's general direction, "Are you saying there aren't ANY ships around here we can use?!" "Well, I-," Kane began, but was rudely interrupted by TD. "There isn't anything here at all??? I KNEW you guys were a crappy second-rate, false senshi faction, but GOOD GOD, you'd think you'd at least have a half-scrapped Class A Mercedes space cruiser or something lying around for emergencies or SOMETHING!!!" "Come on now TD," Harold said calmly, "this IS a resort, y'know? You can't expect there to be any....cars...at..., HEY HE'S RIGHT!!!!" Suddenly a voice came from Kane's office door (or what was left of it), "Excuse me, I couldn't help but overhear. You guys need a ride somewhere?" Kane looked at his old aquaintance, "BOB!" he exclaimed, "Thank Mamoru you showed up when you did!" Rooks, lacking a sense of tact, piped up, "Hey, can we hitch a ride?" "Sure, " Bob Norom said pleasantly, "my ship's waiting out front, I'd advise you to watch your step when we get out there, there's an awful mess." "Tell me about it." Leloni Bunny panted as she arrived in the office, completely out of breath. With her ragged appearance, you'd think she walked through hell itself, but actually, she had only walked through a large wolf-infested city... And for a bunny, that's pretty damn hard to do. "Did I miss the fight?" "Unfortunately Leloni." TD remarked, "But don't worry, there's still plenty of asskicking to go." Amongst the green glowing rubble, a tiny card tried to outglow the surrounding scenery with no success. This tiny card was the only grave marker of the twisted Darkmoonian Esmerodian Warrior who, at a battle in Walmart, died- *CRASH* "GASP!" The Esmerodian Warrior gasped mightily for breath after breaking free from his prison of radioactive rubble. "Damn that newbie!!" Ok... who -should- have died at a battle in Walmart, but was apparently only knocked unconcious for a day and a half. The rest had given him time to ponder the reason why he failed to put Kobanal out of action. "Damn crappy ass weapons." EW muttered, "And damn that Artemesian Warrior for having such crappy ass weapons for me to mimic!!!" "What's the matter EWwy?" a woman's voice laughed annoyingly. "Who's there?!" the EW snarled and spun around, then immediately prostrated himself before his goddess... Esmerodo! "Goddess! Forgive me!" "Hmm... perhaps... although I must say you haven't been very effective with my first blessing EWwy dear." Esmerodo pondered from behind her fan, "Perhaps I need a new warrior to fight on my behalf for the Darkmoonians..." "No! Give me another chance!" EW pleaded pathetically. "Alright then... I'll even give you my second blessing, since the AW had already recieved his second powerup from his senshi." Esmerodo replied, "Take this. The True Deck of Death. You'll know how to use it when the time comes..." EW prostrated himself even further as he accepted the new weapon with which to combat his enemies. He didn't attempt to rise until after Esmerodo had disappeared. The cards looked like your regular playing cards, however, at the center of each card was a small gemstone of black poison crystal. Revenge would be sweet... Just wait a little longer.... ...Artemesian Warrior... The Encyclopedia Galactica has this to say about cabbits. The cabbit is a cute, yet strange, hybrid between a cat and a rabbit. All cabbits have the inate ability to transform into a powerful and swift spacecraft. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about cabbits. Never fly in one if it's hungry. While cabbits may be extremely cute in cabbit form, and extremely powerful in ship form, they have inherent weaknesses that more than cancel out their advantages. The biggest of the weaknesses, is the cabbit's inability to resist a tasty carrot. A hitchhiker's supper is liable to be upset as a hungry cabbit flies at sublight speed from carrot patch to carrot patch. Cabbits are also known as a delicasy in many parts of the Second and Third Quadrants of the Milky Way, and served to top-paying customers in such dishes as Cabbit Soup, Jumping Cabbit Burgers, and the unforgetful Barbeequed Cabbit Leg on a Stick. Most residents of the Fourth Quadrant find the eating of Cabbits repulsive, and constantly wage war on the Second and Third for wasting such valuable cabbit stocks as -everybody- there knows that when you ground up a cabbit that's been skinned and dried for a day, it can be used to spicen up any drink, including the famous Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. The sentient life of the First quadrant simply stick up their noses at the other three, considering them all Hillbilly Bastards for going bananas over such a dumb little creature. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy goes on to list the best hunting grounds for the best cabbits, complete with detailed instructions on how to concoct the most efficient poisons for bringing down such cuddly beasts with the least trouble. Procedures for the best way to skin captured cabbits so as to reduce wastage as much as possible are given fullcolor diagrams that even a child could follow in their sleep. As a result, the Hitchhiker's Guide sells rather better than the Encyclopedia Galactica. "Whatcha reading TD?" Leloni asked. "Uh, just doing some research." TD replied and handed her the little computer he was reading. Inside the hungry cabbit KABOOOOOM-ohki, the Minpire, Endymionsamaians, and Makochanians relaxed as they sped towards the rogue Jam&Petal Rocket. Normally, they would have caught up to the bugger by now but the ship hadn't eaten in days and so was continuously flying off course to ravage nearby carrot gardens. This, of course, meant the Temporarily Allied Factions were continously returning to Otaku World while the rocket kept flying on towards the HSB. Tenchi had found a piano and was playing slow, calming music for everyone. "That's some pretty good playing, Tenchi." Rooks commented over a large mug of Turge. "I never knew you played an instrument." "What can I say? I'm talented." Tenchi replied. "Heheheh. He said talented." Korb snickered as he elbowed the Artemesian Warrior. "What the hell are YOU staring at?" Tenchi shouted at Kobanal who happened to be looking in his general direction. "A dead duck." Kobanal replied briskly after sniffing in Tenchi's general direction. "Eheheheh.." Tenchi sweatdropped, fixed a tie he was wearing over his armour and went back to playing. "Perhaps we should contact the Henshin Space Buster to alert the OSDF of the approaching danger." Kane suggested, "Hey Bob, how do you turn this thing on?" "I'll get it." Bob replied, and within seconds, Nic-chan appeared on the main screen. "Henshin Space Buster here." The hologram stated, "Who's this and what faction do you belong to?" "Wow!" Tenchi burst out at the sight and stopped playing abruptly, "How I'd like to whip out my captain's log, lower her shields, lock on phasers and fire away!" Everyone near the piano stared at him, but fortunately nobody else heard the little ... outburst. Tenchi coughed. "Um... I mean..." he returned to playing the piano. "A rocket?" Nic-chan asked, "What harm could it possibly do to us? We'll have it shot down long before it ever hits. I doubt it'd do any significant damage even if it did hit anyway." "All that aside, we're still trying to chase it. The Darkmoonians are following their stolen rocket in the Dark Crystal." Kane replied. "And we have some unfinished business with them." TD added. "Fine, fine." Nic-chan answered, "You can watch the fireworks if you hurry. HSB out." "Well... I suppose one rocket isn't anything one would worry about in a base the size of a small planet." Sailor Universe commented as she petted the silver and purple siamese cat in her arms. 'Dymion' purred loudly. "Still..." Rooks pondered, "Why would the Darkmoonians go through all this effort to steal a rocket they could have just built themselves if they had no chance of succeeding in whatever they're planning to do?" "Exactly." TD replied, "There's more here than meets the eye." A door swished open. Harold walked in and looked around for someone. Spotting Tenchi, he walked up to the Veechanian and glanced around nervously for a second before calmly saying, "Not to alarm you or anything, Tenchi, but could you please take one last look at the faction and pleasejoinmeinthenextroom." "Eh? What's got a knot in your shorts?" Tenchi asked suspiciously but got up from the piano and walked into the next room. After the door closed, Harold began to explain himself. "There's someone on the ship that's looking for you, claiming you're an imposter." Harold said gravely. "Ha! That's preposterous!" Tenchi laughed nervously as he backed up a step. A woman's voice was heard shouting from the main room, cursing up a storm. Soon the door swished open and Lina stepped into the room with the other two. "THERE YOU ARE!" "Who the hell are you?" Tenchi accused the red-head, "And how dare you say I'm an impostor without any proof!" Lina ripped Tenchi's head off, revealing him to be Duckman! "Ooo boy." Duckman sweatdropped as he looked around nervously. "Well, looks like my welcome's worn out, so I'll just be leaving." Duckman dived at a window, breaking his way free! Well, that was the plan. Instead he fell to the ground, suffered three large, multiple concussions and died soon after. "Amazing! How'd you know he was a fake?" Harold exclaimed. "Because *I* was the real Tenchi." Lina replied. Harold blinked. "Well may I say you've become more talented since last I saw you." *THUD* "Itai!" Harold cried as he rubbed his poor head, then the two walked back to the rest. "Looks like KABOOOOM-ohki is almost full." Bob announced, "We almost achieved orbit that time." The Jam&Petal Rocket soared silently through space, passing us, the harmless observers. Shortly after, the Dark Crystal silently followed it, impaling us with one of its many spikey appendages. We died shortly after in the icy depths of space where we shouldn't have been in the first place... cold and alone with only the alien pods growing in our chests to keep us company, but do not grieve, for we had no name. "Gottem!" Prince Sapphire shouted excitedly as he manned the steering wheel of the Dark Crystal. "Nice driving." Dark Glen nodded his approval. "Nevermind that, the rocket's about to enter the HSB's defense grid." ChaosSapphire said, and all turned their eyes to the view screen to see how their 'special' rocket would fair. "I have the rocket and Darkmoonian vessel on radar now." Nyakun radioed to the HSB from his Omnimech leading the OSDF Water Galaxy. "We'll engage and tear it to pieces with ease." "I still think there wasn't a need to launch the Water Galaxy to take the Darkmoonian's half-assed plan out." Mr. K radioed back. "Agreed." Sailor Polaris added, "Unless they developed something new since I left the Darkmoonians, they shouldn't have anything capable of even scratching the surface of RockmanX's HSB." "True, but it's been a while since our fighters got any target practice." Nyakun replied, "I figured, what's the harm? We shoot it down earlier rather than later." "Well, keep this channel open." RockmanX's voice came over the channel, "We'll monitor the fleet's progress and see if anything needs to be fine-tuned." "Roger." Nyakun answered then addressed his fleet, "Alright guys, we're going in!" The OSDF Water Galaxy turned and dived towards the oncoming rocket and base duo, weapons firing... Nyakun passed the rocket scoring 10 hits against it, pikuing in surprise when he saw the blasts turn into little pink flowers when it hit the hull of the Jam&Petal Rocket. "What the heck?" he thought and turned for another pass. As he approached, he noticed it was getting hot in the cockpit. "Sheesh... it's so hot in here you could probably fry an egg on the dashboard." Yep. Apparently you could, as two eggs were frying sunny-side up alongside five strips of bacon, a slice of ham, and four cheeseburgers. "Cheeseburgers for breakfast?" Nyakun thought to himself before realizing the bigger picture which was emphasized by the odd transmissions he was recieving from the rest of the fleet. "Commander!!" one pilot screamed, "Help me!" "What is it, Lt. Nameless?" Nyakun commanded. "PENGUINS! SO MANY PENGUINS! They're pecking and it hurts!! oh, no they're destroying my equip--*fssssshhhh!*" "Nameless!!!!" the OSDF commander screamed as one of the ships exploded violently in a flash of maple syrup. "SIR!!" another hapless pilot yelled in panic. "Yes, Unknown Private?" "My stick, it's stuck!" "Your stick is stuck?" "Yes, and.... OH GOD, MY SHIP IS GONE!!!" "PRIIIIIVAAAATE!! DAMMIT!" Nyakun yelled at the loss of two of his best ships. "Oh, no! SIR!!" yelled a third, "SCORPIONS!! They're all over me! They're trying to stick an IV into my left eyeIIIIIEEE!!" "Raspberries!! Hundreds of delicious raspberries!!" "A monkey! OH GOD, A MONKEY!!" The pilot veered to the left, colliding with the one-eyed man's ship, instantly vaporizing them both in a brilliant explosion. "What the hell is going on?!!" Nyakun cursed as the reports continued to come in. "Hey," one said happily, "twenty bucks! AAAH! It's got me! It's got my -=SSHHLUUUCK!=-" "Sir! You didn't tell us about these mech's canary forms!" Another of the OSDF pilots reported in. "They don't have a canary form." Nyakun replied agast. "Well then... I have a problem. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Mr. NoName! get away from me, my ship's about to- NOOO!" *KABOOOOOM* "Oh no! Not John Doe too!!" *KABOOOOM* "Dammit, I have to stop this." Nyakun cursed then shot the flesh-eating canary mecha down with ... triple scoop ice cream cones. *KABOOOOM* "What's going on Nyakun?" Mr. K asked over the channel. "Uh... I'm not sure..." Nyakun stuttered a reply, his heart beating wildly as one of his last remaining mechas turned into a giant pancake and collided into the Dark Crystal as it passed by. "It... it appears to be a severe case of Non-Continuity! Our weapons aren't affecting it!" "Damn!" RockmanX cursed, "Gather the remains of the Water Galaxy and get back here. We'll activate the HSB's defenses." And now a word from our sponsor: 'Tonight! On FOX! 'Bi bibn't bant bis, bub ib wabbint by fplault! 'When Tongue Piercings go Horribly, Horribly Wrong 3! *changing channel* 'I'll kiss this cobra to sell you a car! *changing channel* 'It keeps going and going and going.... *changing again* 'and it fits right under your bed! *and again* 'Today, on Springer, Neo-Nazi, Transvestite Hookers, ubducted by UFO's and forced into weight loss programs! *Sigh* 'On Sally, an anorexic, co-dependant, bingo addict stripper who was born without a chin talks to us about his new movie deal. *500 channels and nothing GOOD on them... oh well, back to Otaku Wars!* < Well that was totally useless... -Scene Switch > After a shortlived attempt to destroy the NC powered rocket, the Darkmoonian's Secret Weapon pierced the side of the Henshin Space Buster like a hot knife through butter. Probably because the hull had turned into butter a few seconds earlier. The Dark Crystal readily followed the Jam&Petal Rocket, and was soon travelling to the center of the OSDF base. "Success!" Prince Sapphire shouted as the Dark Crystal scraped its way along after the rocket, running down nameless OSDF warriors as it went. "I KNEW this would work!" "What the hell are you talking about?" ChaosSapphire shouted back, "You had no idea what to expect from grafting NC-Janitor to the warhead of an otherwise harmless rocket!" "Oh shut up." "So like, what do we do now?" Seedling piped up, flicking the long blond hair he seemed to have obtained suddenly over his shoulder. "HA!" The darkmoon prince laughed, "What do we do NOW? Why we just... uh... that is, when we... ah... I mean, the rocket's purpose was to... ..." "You've been making this up as you went along." Dark Glen sweatdropped. "In a word...!" Sapphire replied, "yes." Everyone facefaulted. "Since slicing through the defenses of a large faction's heavily armored and armed base is near-omnipotent..." Pitch reasoned, "Why don't we go full tilt?" ("AAAAAAHGHHH! Michiru save me!!" A NO screeched as he was flattened between the Dark Crystal and the walls of the HSB.) "Hmmm, go omnipotent..." Prince Sapphire mummered to himself, "Well, it's not like we have a reputation to uphold anyway..." ChaosSapphire checked the long range sensors, "Well, not saying this is the most original way to go, but there's a big ass meteorite some 600 miles away." "You're not suggesting we use the HSB's systems to hurl a meteorite down on Otaku World, which would surely kill about 85% of all Senshi Factions instantly, allowing us to rush in and defeat whatever's left with ease?!!" Dark Glen balked, then grinned evilly, "Why the hell didn't we think of something so startlingly effective before?!" "Mostly because we're too lazy to post for ourselves most of the time, and it'd be considered omnipotent, resulting in our entire faction being shrouded in a cloud of ignorium dust until the end of time." Marvin droned. "Good reason. And we're doing it now because?" "It's an OAV." Up ahead, the Jam&Petal Rocket had stopped and somehow disabled all of the security systems on the HSB.... ("That's right sir... the controls turned into licorice.") The Dark Crystal had stopped along side it, and soon was hacking into what remained of the computer systems. < Prince Sapphire standing over Otaku World laughing "You are all DOMED!!!" -Scene Switch> "Ok, " Bob scratched his head, "so you want $400 bucks for your entire shipment of carrots?" A NO hung upside-down on a tree limb, bound and gagged, pathetic mumbles came from the farmer's mouth. "Oh, we can just take it? That's very generous of you!" "Bob! We have to hurry! There can't be too much time left until that missile gets to the HSB." Leloni yelled from the ship. "alright! " he yelled back, "HEY KABOOOOOM-ohki! Here's your dinner!" In one mighty swoop, the great (yet cute) beast devoured the entire shipment of carrots. Finally (we hope) satiated, the ship settled down on the ground where the farmer used to be and began to snooze! "Oh NO!" Bob moaned. "No, c'mon KABOOOOOM-ohki, it isn't nap time yet! We need to get to the HSB before the Darkmoonians wreck the place so WE can wreck it! KABOOOOOM-ohki!!" Kobanal walked up to the sleeping ship. Pulling out his thundersword, he walked around to the creatures hind end. "Stupid cabbit..." he growled. He reared back the sword, then paused. "MMMMM MMPBH!! MPMMMPP! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Kenny screeched his disapproval at this plan of action. "I hope you guys appreciate this!" he shouted as he thrust the tip of the blade into KABOOOOOM-ohki's rear. The effect was startling. Kobanal had about 13 seconds to contemplate the pain roaring throughout his body when KABOOOOOM-ohki kicked him squarely in the chest, before he crashed into the ground at 30 km/h. "... aaah... -=gghaa=-," the humanoid dog croaked. "Alright, everybody, into the ship, we're leaving!" Bob ordered the group of Otaku while running into the indignant vessal. As the last Otaku climbed aboard, KABOOOOOM-ohki took off into the air, blasting straight for the HSB (thankfully this time with a full belly). A figure remained, crawling toward the lift-off point on his knees. "-=whaa=-.... wwwaaait...foo..meee..." Kobanal croaked. < Macauly Culkin screaming bloody murder, Scene Switch> Five seconds later, KABOOOOOM-ohki arrived at the HSB. "Oi... looks like the Darkmoonians got here before us." Tuxedo Dionysus stated the obvious as everyone stared at the HUGE, GAPING HOLE in the side of the Henshin Space Buster. "Not that hard to believe, considering the troubles we went through to get here." Kane replied, "I guess we'll have to let the OSDF help us kick the Darkmoonians' ass this time." "Ever get the feeling we're forgetting something?" Rooks asked. "Yeah." Harold replied, "But I made sure I changed them this morning." "Enough chatter." AW exclaimed as he pulled out his Deck of Death, "Let's just kick some Darkmoonian Ass!" < Kobanal twitching on the ground -Scene Switch > *KABOOOOM* "POOOOOKEEEEEMOOOOOOON!" Sailor Pokemon shouted in the rubble outside the Dark Crystal, in what -use- to be the HSB's Engineering Section. Two blasts of aqua-colored energy slammed into the Evilized Pikachu, "What the hell is this youma?!" Nyakun cursed as he dove out of the way of the lightning bolt spat back at him. "Gil-Shalos!" Nyakun uttered, then flung the cold energy spear at the monster. "Shi Chi Houkoudan!" RockmanX chanted then shot out a beam of depression ki to cover Nyakun's retreat. "POKEMON YELLOW!" Poor Pikachu shouted irritably. Its eyes flashed yellow, then twin lazer beams shot out, and began tearing up the area, forcing the OSDFers to scatter for cover. "Let's see how this youma deals..." Nic-chan exclaimed as she jumped out from hiding and began running towards the monstrosity. "Nic-chan! No!" RockmanX shouted, firing another blast of depression ki at Sailor Pokemon to draw it's attention away from her. "...with a heavy dose of knockout gas!" The hologram finished, then transformed into a highly potent gas of the knockout variety. "POKEMON!!!" It screeched, apparently unaffected by Nic-chan's attack. "POKEMON SILVER!!!" A whirlwind shot up around it, throwing Nic-chan away from her target. She reappeared near RMX soon after. "No good, we'll need to think of something else." "POKEMON BL-AAAAHHHH!" The vicious yet cuddly evil pokemon was knocked to the ground as KABOOOOOM-ohki flew into it at high speed. The cabbit reverted to it's small cuddly form soon after, sending its occupants to the ground. "Time to rock." Sailor Universe grinned evilly, T-cat purring his agreement from her shoulder. *BOOM* A section of the ceiling collapsed on the youma. Korb was proud of his rocket launcher. *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* Mighty proud indeed. "Did that get it?" Mr. K asked as he poked his head over a workstation. "I could fire another volley if you'd like..." Korb offered. "Not unless it's necessary." RockmanX replied, "We'll have a hell of a time repairing all this damage as it is." "It's amazing what Pikachu can accomplish when filled with nega-energy." Rooks commented. "That was Pikachu?" Kane balked, "Noooo! Speedie will kill me if she finds out I let Pikachu die!!" "Well, she would if she wasn't dead herself." Dionysus snickered. "POKEMOOON!!!!" The Not-Yet Defeated Evilized Pikachu shouted as it tossed the rubble off it's shoulders. "POKEMON GREEEEN!" "AAAH!" Nic-chan shouted as the youma bit down on her torso and hefted her high into the air, chomping a few times to get a better grip. "NIC-CHAAAAN!" RockmanX screamed dramatically, hand extended towards his holographic love. Everyone was startled at this unusual display of emotion, mostly to make the scene a -little- more dramatic. A blast of high-powered depression ki slammed into Sailor Pokemon's belly. "LET HER GO YOU...YOU... POCKET MONSTER!!!" "phuhcheymaa?" The creature blinked at RMX with Nic-chan in its mouth, then spat her out with a forceful ptooiee, sending both flying back against the walls. "POOOKEEEMOOOOON!" It shouted again and turned it's attention towards the others. "Nic-chan! Nic-chan!!" RMX prompted her to speak as he held her in his arms. Nic-chan was losing resolution. "Don't leave me!" "Chris..." Nic-chan struggled to hold her love's hand, "Remember that... that... I love you." her hand fell limp as the hologram reverted to a 256 color palette, performed an illegal function call and fell unconcious. "NOOOOOOOOOO!" RockmanX screamed in agony. Silence Reigned... and everyone turned to look at the source of the dramatic cry. Then it was overthrown. "RockmanX..." Ferchan began sadly, sniffing at the touching yet somewhat odd scene that just played out. "Stay with her for a minute." RockmanX growled, then turned to face the youmanized object of parents' nightmares. "YAAAAAA!" The heartstricken OSDFer ran at the startled monster of the (2) post(s). "Pokemon?" Sailor Pokemon blinked in confusion, then started screeching as RMX hurled himself on the monster and began digging his hands in with the tightest grip he could muster. "AAAIIIEEE!" The youma screeched and began running on all fours, trying to buck the Pissed Off Man to the ground with no success. "Woohoo! Ride'm Rockboy!" AW cheered. That wasn't RockmanX's intent however, as after a few minutes of galloping around, he jumped away to land facing the monstrousity that had fatally hurt his love. "This is for Nic-chan." RockmanX yelled as energy gathered into his hands, until a beam of blue energy shot straight up. "POKEMON SILVER!!" Sailor Pokemon shouted in alarm, trying to blow the Warrior away, but instead only made RockmanX look that much more dramatic and cool-like with a wind-blowing-through-his-hair effect. "POKEMOOOOON!!!" RockmanX shouted, the beam above him flared white in response. He brought the beam crashing down on Sailor Pokemon. "SNAP!" "GYAAAAAAAH!" The youma screeched as it exploded violently. When the smoke cleared, Pikachu laid on the floor sleeping peacefully. Kane breathed a sigh of relief. "Congrats and stuff." Dark Glen applauded the OSDFer, clapping his hands slowly, "But how will you defeat the rest of us?" Everyone gasped to see Dark Glen standing at the top of a ramp leading into the Dark Crystal alongside Seedling (sporting a kickass purple mumu!), ChaosSapphire, Pitch, Marvin, and a horde of Darkmoonian Warriors. "Playtime's over." Dark Glen snarled. End Chapter III. - What will become of Nic-chan? - Will Pikachu get a medal for the longest surviving Monster of the Post? (2 posts!!) - How will the New Allies defeat their common foe? - Will the Darkmoonians succeed in summoning a meteor? - How long will this OAV go on!? (2nd author begs of 1st author) Be sure to tune in to the next chapter of this OAV for the answers of some of these questions! Same Otaku newsgroup, Same Otaku [OW!]ish tag! === Chapter Three Outtakes ============================================= "Nic-chan! Nic-chan!!" RMX prompted her to speak as he held her in his arms. Nic-chan was losing resolution. "Don't leave me!" "Chris..." Nic-chan struggled to hold her love's hand, "Remember that... that... I love you, " she began to finish, then RockmanX twitched. "What's wrong?" she asked. "You spat a little..." RMX said in disgust, wiping some holo-saliva from his left eye. --- "Nic-chan! Nic-chan!!" RMX prompted her to speak as he held her in his arms. Nic-chan was losing resolution. "Don't leave me!" "Chris..." Nic-chan struggled to hold her love's hand, "Remember that... that... I love... BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, I'm sorry!" "Let's do this again..." TD said from his directors chair. "I'm sorry, I just don't see WHAT she sees in this guy! --- The effect was startling. Kobanal had about 13 seconds to contemplate the pain roaring throughout his body at KABOOOOOM-ohki kicked him squarely in the chest, before he crashed into the ground at 30 km/h. The lupine lay motionless on the ground. TD looked around nervously, "MEDIC!" --- As the last Otaku climbed aboard, KABOOOOOM-ohki took off into the air, blasting straight for the HSB (thankfully this time with a full belly). "-=whaa=-.... wwwaaait...foo..meee..." Kobanal croaked as he read his lines. "Um... you weren't suppose to get on board with us Kobanal." Rooks commented. *BOOT* "AAAAAAAHHHHH!" *CRASH* "-=whaa=-.... wwwaaait...foo..meee..." Kobanal croaked. -- Tuxedo Dionysus and Kobanal Thiwarden